The Fiction Philosopher

Philosophy disguised as entertainment, and truth disguised as fiction. Because nonfiction is limited by the bounds of observed reality, but fiction is infinite.

[The Fiction Philosopher @FictionalPhilos]

I was a rock star who partied with dozens of super models while drinking and boozing every day and night for a decade.
Then I drove my car drunk, ran a school bus off the road, and paralyzed myself from the waist down.
I'm currently doing a 10 year stint in prison SOBER.

Life seems a bit worse now compared to back then.

[The Fiction Philosopher @FictionalPhilos]

@asdkfjasdlfjd Is this Ben Affleck?

[The Fiction Philosopher @FictionalPhilos]

@StefanMolyneux Math 👍

[The Fiction Philosopher @FictionalPhilos]

Is it impermissible to make any animal noises while walking past someone's door?
I'm assuming gorilla noises are against the rules. What about chimps?
Can you bark like a dog?
Meow like a cat?
Can you roar like a lion?
Certainly you can make bird noises, right?

I'll need a complete list so I can make certain to be in full compliance.

[The Fiction Philosopher @FictionalPhilos]

@TheEnglishPat If it weren't for blacks, prison would just be a meditation retreat.

[The Fiction Philosopher @FictionalPhilos]

@TonyLapidus This is hilarious!!! 🤣
... but still doesn't establish guilt beyond a reasonable doubt, creates undue prejudice, and should not be admitted into the record in any future judicial proceedings. 🤓

[The Fiction Philosopher @FictionalPhilos]

@WSBFun I was at this funeral. The entire incident was traumatizing. Seeing this clip brings back all the painful memories.
Please delete this!

[The Fiction Philosopher @FictionalPhilos]

@OwenBenjamin He did a poor job of explaining it. He was saying that the Jews have to kill a public speaker once every 6 years, usually someone was has criticized them or may criticize them.
Now he feels safe until at least 2031.
Candace "canned ass" Owens actually wrote the joke for him.

[The Fiction Philosopher @FictionalPhilos]

@abe_lopez He grew up eyeing that purple stuff in white people's refrigerators after spending an afternoon doing white people stuff: swimming, skateboarding, not stealing each other's bikes.

[The Fiction Philosopher @FictionalPhilos]

@GarbageHuman24 When Heidi hangs out her white kid, they call it a Klum Klux Klan meeting.

It's their little inside joke.

[The Fiction Philosopher @FictionalPhilos]

@MattWalshBlog What did Charlie Kirk say to George Floyd when they met in heaven?
It's a trick question. They never met. The "George Floyd" was just an angel dressed up in blackface for a prank.

[The Fiction Philosopher @FictionalPhilos]

@LionelMedia Look. I don't want to see anyone get shot on stage. I don't have that sort of hate in my heart.
But it would've been funny if someone had thrown a tomato at him... at his head. Right after he delivered his punchline.
A SOFT tomato. Not a hard one.
A soft, squishy tomato.

[The Fiction Philosopher @FictionalPhilos]

@TonyLapidus If I were Tucker Carlson and I saw this, I would immediately change the way I talk. I don't say this with any malice. Obviously. I don't hate Tucker Carlson. I actually feel sorry for him. He's become a caricature of himself.

[Benjamin Michael Langlois @RealBenMichael]

Patrick J. Buchanan wrote this in 2001

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

A statistic that sounds fake but isn't: Not one single white American man born after 1984 has published a work of literary fiction in The New Yorker.

It's not because they stopped writing. It's because The New Yorker has refused to publish them. The publishing industry has blacked out a generation of male writers & then they wonder why boys don't read.

[The Fiction Philosopher @FictionalPhilos]

@gran1te_mtn Look at the way he has his arms crossed and his body tensed, like he's prepared to go to war with the rest of the world (including the global elites).
This type always acts like they're the only one out of 8 billion people saying this.

[Mado 'Baby Face' March @bbyfacemarch]

@gran1te_mtn

[The Fiction Philosopher @FictionalPhilos]

@politicalmath Yes. American men have relinquished education and literature to woman, while allowing women a disproportionate amount of influence in politics, business, and media.
The disastrous effects are in front of us everyday.
Get ready for your social media female President.

[HIN News🇬🇧🇺🇸 @HerdImmunity12]

Back in 2009 English singer song writing legend Morrissey offered a stark warning and look into the future for young Russell Brand. Russell looks on trying to take it all in.

[The Fiction Philosopher @FictionalPhilos]

These athletes don't give a shit about you.
They talk shit to the refs and throw temper tantrums quite frequently. When this happens, they come to each other's defense.
Meanwhile, a fan innocently tosses a ball back to a ref. And here comes the Giant White Knight on his high horse!
Someone paid good money for that man's seat. Nobody cares. You will be escorted out in a humiliation ritual. Deprived of the privilege of watching these oversized blacks play with a ball.