Sitting at @McDonalds just fills me with sadness now. No play place, no games, no fun chairs and tables. Just grey blank walls. It’s just not a kids place anymore 😢#makemcdonaldsforkidsagain
Driving through the Wissahickon Valley area wishing I would get a mysterious call saying that my estranged uncle has passed away leaving me one of these beautiful stone castle houses! #wishfulthinking#beautifulpa#wissahickon#probablyhaunted
POV: you’re working at Dunkin. Someone orders a toasted corn muffin with butter. Do you:
A. Slice in half, put butter in the middle.
B. Slice, put butter on the side.
C. Toast the whole muffin, throw that butter right on top. If you said C you’ll fit right in at the Philly Dunkin
It’s 35°, it’s 845 in the morning, and some random bro on the streets of Philly is living his best life eating one of those strawberry shortcake popsicles. #bestlife#doyou#itsalwaystimeforanicecreambreak
@AF_Comics Glad I’m not the only one. It’s hard looking at everyone else’s “2022 accomplishments” and not feeling like I could have done more. Hope 2023 sucks less for both of us!
This is what happens when you discover @dungeonsanddads and listen to ALL of it in the course of a year. I laughed, I cried, my jaw hit the floor, I came back for more. Love you guys! #dungeonsanddaddies
“All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty together again.” Realistically though, what did those horses thing they were gonna accomplish? #adultsoveranalysingchildrensbooks#humptydumpty
Partaking in the giggle grass and then gardening is a whole new level. It’s therapeutic, meditative and I feel like I understand the plants and insects in a brand new way. This is their little garden village and I want to take care of their home now! #firsttimegardening
Psychos, we’re giving away 2 VIP tickets for The Trinity of Terror Tour that begins Thursday! Stab the link to enter for a chance to win🩸🔪 🪦 https://t.co/9E7Vgygo9O