Jacob Fields

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[Jacob Fields @FieldsJacob]

@PantherTeamX I've been waiting a really long time for a refined smart watch. I mean really long. Probably since COVID. My question is, "Have I waited long enough? Or should I suck it up and wait a tad bit longer?" I just want to be able to spend my refined smart watch money wisely.

[Jacob Fields @FieldsJacob]

@TheChadWithrow You are missing one of the greatest ones of all time... Commando. I just Googled it, he single-handedly killed between 72 - 102 dudes just to rescue his daughter. That's love.

[Jacob Fields @FieldsJacob]

@scoduckz Too bad, I am taking an interview to be the next head coach. My Parks & Recs team really surpassed all expectations.

[Jacob Fields @FieldsJacob]

@Kiradavis I really wanted that guy to moonwalk off the stage with that robot.

[Jacob Fields @FieldsJacob]

@BenStiller Leonard Nimoy The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins needs to be on this list as well. Wonderful video.

[Jacob Fields @FieldsJacob]

@scoduckz It's gotten to the point that we've won so many that you have to remind me of what year the game was.

[Jacob Fields @FieldsJacob]

@EliBraden @staticbluebat Ha! I did that with In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. The trick was to play it three times then give them a break with whatever was popular and then hit them two more times with it.

[Jacob Fields @FieldsJacob]

@jasonwright @nathancreitz My pastor talks way too much about Georgia football for my taste.

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

I didn't like or dislike halftime show because I'm a football fan. I came for the football, not the musical act. I didn't understand what he was singing, not just because I don't speak Spanish, but also because I never even try to hear the lyrics. Because I'm a football fan.

[Jacob Fields @FieldsJacob]

@michaeljknowles Read the article. The two options they are looking at is to raise the child they love or reunite her with her genetic parents (because they love her). The fact that you think returning her for a refund is a valid option is truly evil.

[Jacob Fields @FieldsJacob]

@JaredStillman Agree that Sam is an upgrade. Their O-Line is an even bigger upgrade from last season.

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@Qb11Sd Does everyone get a bye week before playing us?

[Jacob Fields @FieldsJacob]

@Steelers6144031 @GeauxDuck @JordanSeaton_ Says the Steelers fan.

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@AnaKasparian @NewYorkStateAG You are going to need to be more specific.

[Jacob Fields @FieldsJacob]

@johncanzanobft Who advances? The eventual National Champion.

[Jacob Fields @FieldsJacob]

@GeauxDuck I say this because the more negative I am before a game, the better they play. It's science.

[Jacob Fields @FieldsJacob]

@GeauxDuck Not a score prediction, but a prediction: Oregon loses by six because they passed up an easy field goal twice to go for it on 4th down, and they give Indiana the ball with good field position once from not converting on another 4th down, where Indiana ends up scoring.

[Jacob Fields @FieldsJacob]

@jasonwright @nickysmokess 100% agree. I am thinking of watching it with the 14-year-old.

[Jacob Fields @FieldsJacob]

@JHopkinsSD To be fair, those are still the three best teams we've played this season.

[Jacob Fields @FieldsJacob]

@JohnnyDHookEm @_willcompton Can’t wait for Oregon to crush who cares.