Daniel Field

If at first you don't succeed then you're probably not the batman

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Klopp's a genius. His substitution. Can't imagine anyone else would have brought on Benteke for Origi.

[Daniel Field @Fields_Of_Dan]

#BestFestivalFriends

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Football is in safe hands!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"I thought we'd just have a quiet day today" - Translation: I'm so hungover even my trousers hurt

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Skirt is by Chloe. Heels are by Manolo. But everything that makes me impure comes from within.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"I thought we might have a drink tonight" - Translation: I wish to get trolleyed

[Daniel Field @Fields_Of_Dan]

Got @JoeAMatthews generic football chant stuck in my head #shootanet

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Imagine if a gang of thugs set a pack of dogs on a terrified animal for a laugh. Now imagine they're posh people on horseback. #KeepTheBan

[Daniel Field @Fields_Of_Dan]

Come on Dustin!

[Daniel Field @Fields_Of_Dan]

@DreddyTennis has to be the be the best tennis player to watch #Wimbledon

[Daniel Field @Fields_Of_Dan]

@RabidFinchy @OllyReyesHughes @Lily_Sansom_ @JoeAMatthews #pissgate #fullcunt

[Daniel Field @Fields_Of_Dan]

@RabidFinchy @OllyReyesHughes @Lily_Sansom_ @JoeAMatthews #iwould

[Daniel Field @Fields_Of_Dan]

@RabidFinchy @OllyReyesHughes @Lily_Sansom_ @JoeAMatthews just smile and look pretty mate

[Daniel Field @Fields_Of_Dan]

@Lily_Sansom_ @OllyReyesHughes tbf XX + I terrorist version was pretty confusing @JoeAMatthews

[Daniel Field @Fields_Of_Dan]

@OllyReyesHughes @Lily_Sansom_ I think the real question is if lils falls and no one is there, does she make a noise?

[The Cat Empire @thecatempire]

Thank you @RockWerchter! #rw15

[Daniel Field @Fields_Of_Dan]

People sharing Britain first things on my Facebook make me want to be sick slightly #disgusting

[Daniel Field @Fields_Of_Dan]

Not sure it's long enough. (Apple for scale) @JoeAMatthews @Jake_Wyatt @RabidFinchy @OllyReyesHughes @Lily_Sansom_

[Daniel Field @Fields_Of_Dan]

@OllyReyesHughes @JoeAMatthews I cannot...moving to Cornwall that day :'(

[Daniel Field @Fields_Of_Dan]

@JoeAMatthews I can't say it without sounding sarcastic