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It's only a software factory if it has version-controlled architectural documents. Otherwise, it's just sparkling vibe coding.

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Every year I see how well my father remembers the rules of football. This year:
"Why is [Patrick Mahomes] on camera so much yet he never catches the ball"
"He's the quarterback, his job is to throw the ball. "
"Oh, like OJ Simpson?"

I might be bad at teaching football...

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@MoString Drink in Boston is pretty good. https://t.co/Yd4uFJb9XR Also it's technically on the route from/to the airport.

[John Maguire @jmaguire5588]

hey @Walgreens, what's the deal with giving dozens of seniors one dose of the @pfizer vaccine and then refusing their second dose? #ourgrandparentsaredying #walgreensIskillingourgrandparents

[Ben Bartlett @bencbartlett]

well that settles it

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Tide definitely has delivered with many meta ads.

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The comic book images of each player makes me really want a popup of WHAM! or BLAMMO! after every hit during the game.

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Wondering whether Tide is going to spend the rest of the Superbowl doing more meta unexpected ads with Charlie Day.

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This year's superb owl has two competitiors that aren't even animals let alone birds let alone owls.

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@MISTOVER_EN Wow that looks nice!

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All I've learned so far this superbowl is that people are really afraid of robots.

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Karlie Kloss advertising for https://t.co/XpzsBqOSmB... what happened to advertising Kode with Klossy!?

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Last year's commercials were weird enough to laugh and make jokes at. This year's superbowl commercials are just...boring. What happened?

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Another year another Superbowl another Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich? Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich!

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Someone invent a way to send sassy comments to people via an app. We need to kickstart the SaaSaaS industry.

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@LineEntertainer What's that in the rearview mir- Good God, it's the ghost of PAX's past! FLOOR IT! Get us to next PAX POST HASTE!

[Riot Games @riotgames]

🍕Pizza delivery Sivir spotted at #paxeast 🍕

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@PAX_lines @LineEntertainer And cuttlefish is on 0 scuttling below the sea

[Olly Moss @ollymoss]

@Fobwashed

[Sean Carroll @seanmcarroll]

Does one eventually reach an age where one stops having the anxiety dream about not being allowed to graduate from high school because one signed up for a math class then never attended it? Asking for a friend.