massachusetts enthusiast

survivor of 20+ years (and counting) of umass athletics fandom

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

Being a UMass fan is like watching your dog run away for eternity

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

@Paulduhx oh i kinda like these, theyre clean as fuck. at least it’s not AI slop

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

lmao i forgot we do this now and for the rest of the season. guys stop competing with survivor for my attention

[UMass Football @UMassFootball]

GAMEDAY in the Glass City❗️

🆚 Toledo
⏰ 7:30 PM
🏟️ Glass Bowl
📺 CBS Sports Network

#Flagship 🚩

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

@CurryHicksSage big moment for ppl named max i say

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

@ZACHISGOD 37 here! and days 2 and 3 i almost got to the end of the first full line before i hit one i didnt know

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

@billrm81_myers the premise of this joke doesnt make sense in 2026, umass isn’t a top party school anymore and gen z in general doesnt drink

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

the irony of umass getting dragged for this is a) 99% of the student population would (correctly) shove any of these people into a locker without hesitation and b) PETA is like, openly at war with us

[quinn @lunamothl3sbian]

oh a queer vegan college student activist in western mass was annoying? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite soe noir?

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

i’d argue that’s an upgrade in what value it brings to society at least

[David Hudnall @davidhudnall]

Harrison Butker's Christian-values PAC is all but defunct and its website redirects to a Thai gambling site. @JackHarvel

https://t.co/H9ATdaWOYS

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

@LillianaFuture once I’m there (probably jan/feb) 100%

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

tripoli tap in chicago has a umass flag and that is more umass gear than any boston bar now that the fours is gone

[The Maroon Standard @MaroonStandard]

Boston not having a UMass fan bar is kind of mind blowing to me. I know of UConn bars, Providence bars, and an LSU bar. During games they throw up some flags and people go to watch and have a great time

How does UMass not have one? We’re literally in state. Lets fix that

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

@1ittleknownfact jeopardy himbo will forever remain iconic

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

@MassSharp matt mccall also sucked at coaching but he didn’t indirectly threaten to fight me in a parking lot, nor did he use our program to give not one but two walk on caliber sons d1 minutes

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

steph curry does basically this every game for like 15 years with that disgusting mouthguard and nobody seems to care

[Danielle H. @DanielleHobeika]

Baylor Scheierman's gum falls out of his mouth onto the floor, and he picks it up and puts it back in his mouth

[Bird Law Expert 🇺🇦 @RealBirdLawyer]

There’s actually something pretty poetic about Harrison Butker losing his job the same week as a hundred of his best friends

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

@GarbageReturn i have been for ND football (not the umass game) and i will say on campus atmosphere was pretty spectacular, not quite the level of those other big ten schools or the florida game but obviously leaps and bounds ahead of New England. but even then…city itself sucks

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

i think people being willing to wait 5 hours for pizza is less a compliment to the pizza and more an indictment of the city for not having more viable options

[Rich Moy @richmoycards]

Like him or not, if you own a pizza place, make an exception and get Portnoy a pizza as quickly as you can

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

more like fake gaye send tweet

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

being a umass fan:

[A͓̽d͓̽a͓̽m͓̽ @Dunkintern]

Life sucks and then you die

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

@GarbageReturn we were there early december for umass/nd hockey, before winter break, and when i tell you every main street and restaurant was utterly devoid of signs of life

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

@esjesjesj careful, some of the people who do like this will be old enough to vote next time!

[massachusetts enthusiast @FightMass]

@JonRothstein i can think of an exception Tu this