LaurenFilingJointly

Wife. Mother. Terrible Dancer.

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@mwheatcraft I’m having another girl baby! So I’ve been siiiiiiick.

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Ryan texted me that he lost the bowl and spoon he keeps at work and can’t find it anywhere. I changed the subject. He complained. I told him I didn’t care about The Great Hey Diddle Diddle Disaster of 2018. He stopped responding. #Thedishranawaywiththespoon

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@Gigi76 A perfect storm of watching a lot of Sofia, working on rhyming at school & me trying to cajole her into eating bratwurst at dinner.

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Fiona: I'm Princess Anna. And mommy is Queen Elsa and Gus is Olaf.
Ryan: Who am I? Kristoff?
Fi: No. You can be King Bratwurst the First.

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Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
The same thing we do every Saturday, Stomach, Eat donuts and say our diet starts Monday.

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Things Fi says: "Mommy, Gus is the little baby, I'm the medium baby and daddy is the big baby." Sounds about right.

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Things Fi says: "Tomorrow tomorrow I love you tomorrow, it's only a sandwich away!" We definitely measure time the same way.

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https://t.co/s1RYihNE1m Updated the blog today, randomly.

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Apparently I'm tweeting again.

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@TheBloggess Took my kid to story time last winter. Got inside and removed my coat, then my scarf, then my shirt. Couldn't leave fast enough

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@liz_tippy oh I know it. That's just what the last page of the book says.

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Giveaway.

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Another post!

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A conversation with @RGFilingJointly.

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Tomorrow's post accidentally posted early. So check it out if you're still up. Link in profile.

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The Lies I Tell My Daughter http://t.co/zik53sIHIh via @momdotme

Sometimes I write other places. This is one of those sometimes-es.

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An update on the Halloween goings-on.

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Seriously, nursing bras, I hate you.

Oh Nursing Bra, How I Despise Thee http://t.co/QxtbpGVgxf via @momdotme

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Sometimes I write places other than my blog. This is one of those sometime-es.