Fimbz

Balatro Enjoyer, Birder, Washed-up Speedrunner, Software Engineer

[H-MAZ @Hmaz77_]

6 billion glasses of water were used to create this team

[Fimbz @Fimbz]

@fag_daughter Many such cases

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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@birdwarehouse_ Dudes rock

[Liste @endliste]

I'm hungover for the very first time in my life and those gentle sweet songs of morning birds—i understand them now. They are calling me slurs

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Ended up missing my flight due to the shortest boarding times I've ever seen, trying to rebook but it's impossible to get a hold of anyone at @united . Awesome stuff

[Boon @faintchirp]

Just saw a seagul eat a fish? Very curious how this will effect their naturally evolved diet of French fires and bullshit

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@coughdropsh

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@emxlymargaret I fear I've never had bangs so I cannot relate but I trust your judgment

[¿ @umlarp]

imaginationship

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>"Nature Unedited"
>Look inside
>Outdoor cat

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Sometimes the one who looks like the villain may not be the real villain

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@Lewiswbt1 In Unicode this is "@" or "`" depending on how you look at it.

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@whysper0123 W

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Absolutely Reddit levels of running a single joke into the ground

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@SceneKidSanta He got that shit on

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@swrightCO @LovesTravelStop Surely you mean QT

[jach @jjach]

in the north straight up flicking it, and by it …well lets just say my yellow shaft

[sam goldner @szgoldner]

not having a therapist anymore is incredible. like yes i have problems who gives a fuck