Merry Men is officially live in Beta.
Web: https://t.co/2tcvigFdyY
TG: https://t.co/9cUiD53NSM
After weeks of development and dropping hints about what's coming, we're proud to finally introduce Merry Men, Cerebro's privacy-focused AI agent.
Merry Men allows you to shield supported cryptocurrencies and transfer them to a destination wallet through a conversational interface. No account registration, no handing over your private keys or seed phrase, and no giving up control of your wallet.
Merry Men is designed to add another layer of privacy by reducing the publicly visible connection between sending and receiving wallets, without making users navigate complicated privacy tools.
Here's what's available in the beta:
192 cryptocurrencies, including BTC, ETH, BNB, SOL, XRP, LTC and many more.
Asset shielding and private transfers, allowing you to shield supported assets and send them to your chosen destination wallet.
AI assisted execution, guiding you through the shielding and transfer process.
We've also made Merry Men available in two versions: Web and Telegram. Both offer the same functionality, so you can use whichever is more convenient.
As this is still a beta release, some of the 192 supported assets may experience transaction failures. We're actively expanding compatibility, resolving issues and improving reliability across the supported networks.
From Inference Rewards and the Marketplace to the Launchpad and Social Agents, we've been steadily bringing each part of Cerebro to life. Merry Men is another major release, introducing privacy-focused financial operations to the ecosystem.
And there's something worth mentioning here.
Asset shielding is only one part of what we have planned for privacy. Merry Men will continue expanding as we introduce more features and unlock additional privacy-focused capabilities. There's still plenty we about to release.
For now, the first part is ready for you to try. We’ll also be releasing a step-by-step demonstration tomorrow, walking you through how to shield your assets and transfer them using Merry Men.
Let's keep going.🧠
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my final message goodbye
i believe you have the majority of 2026-2027 where there will be favourable conditions to trade onchain and still make life-changing money.
i feel most traders including ogs on here will sell bitcoin too early, and are not optimistic enough on it. a few months ago, right before the AI meta started i posted about the importance of screentime.
i emphasize on it for a reason, ask the greatest onchain traders how they achieved their breakthrough and they'll tell you being chronically online played the biggest part.
all it takes is one, one good month, one good week, one good day, one good hour, one good click, one good split second decision.
you CAN do it alone, but only if you're willing to sacrifice basically everything to sleuth coins onchain for 10s of hours a day weeks on end, sometimes to the point where you lose sense of time.
aim to build intuition instead of having to borrow conviction from callers, this can only be achieved by lots of screentime.
money creates money, more money creates even more money.
view money as a tool to take advantage of your ability to read narratives. don't be scared to risk money on something with potential. risk often, risk every single time your gut tells you to.
abolish all emotional connection to your trades and money, view it as a game you must win, as a code you must crack.
once it starts cracking (and with enough effort it, always does) use the pixelated gains to better your life and build something irl.
dont just click for the sake of clicking, think, think a lot, think of what others after you will think. but keep your thesis simple, and have the patience to let it play out properly. either be fully wrong, or be fully right. no mediocrity, nothing in between.
i performed very well onchain for '25, and i was lucky enough to see multiple friends hit their lifelong financial goals this year, i find immense joy seeing traders on here do well that began by reading my threads. eternally grateful to have helped anyone find direction or achieve the correct mindset.
trust yourself, learn to bet on yourself, torture yourself with absolute discipline, only then will you find success onchain.
you have my prayers for the year ahead soldiers.
inshallah.