Jimmy

Opinionated, good ole' Texas boy with a fondness for hairy guys, science fiction, and tequila. #Howdy #TeamSmartass

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

Who do you think smells worse
Lizo or Amy Schumer?

And yes i mean down there

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@taderpillar Sell your butt...er.

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@mikkahchu Yes

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@DenOfArs you are beautiful. 😻

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@daninlowdef Omg... you’re only 28? 👶🏻

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@lewdist ...but do u miss SF rent? #micdrop

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@owillis Although he’s a douche, his pizza easily tops PH, LC and Domino’s. Guess it’s not delivery, it’s Digiorno. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@cinetic Watch videos of either 1) blind people seeing for the first time or 2) surprise military homecomings. Those will melt ur icy heart. ❤️

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Staying up until 12:30am on a Sunday so I can be prepared for my 8:30am meeting. I thought I was done with cramming back in college.

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@westopher I’m okay with that look. 😍

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Could we please bring back pornstaches? 😍

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My skit group put me in charge of writing our skit’s script. What were they thinking? 😂

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@hottrad1012 I’m not quite “back” yet... I’m hoping to start this weekend. It’s tough to get back into it when you fall out of your routine. 😩

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@lcbobbysays I can hear Adam talking mad shit. 😂

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Except for one time, I haven’t lifted weights in almost 2 months. I’m feeling scrawny as fuck. #Bigorexia

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@adolf__nigler Yessir 🙃

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Can someone please pay me $100,000 a year to eat my weight in dark chocolate covered almonds?

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I haven't worked out in nearly 3 weeks. #WhoAmI

[The Root @TheRoot]

White dude who yelled 'Shut up, slave!' to black man at Starbucks just got slapped with 4 felony hate crime charges https://t.co/1elEKlfjn0

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@grinderXPOSED Cc: @mikkah09