Boomer Financial

I earned this social security goddammit.

[Boomer Financial @FinancialBoomer]

@karbonbased Your fans aren’t much better

[Boomer Financial @FinancialBoomer]

Bitcoin more like buttcoin amirite??

[Boomer Financial @FinancialBoomer]

Bitcoin is for homos

[Boomer Financial @FinancialBoomer]

@CryptoMagnetdsm @ToneVays We both know your lawnmower is what makes you money.

[Boomer Financial @FinancialBoomer]

@AAron756jk @binarydreaming @CitizenBitcoin Just how I like em

[Boomer Financial @FinancialBoomer]

@american_hodl I haven’t sucked a mans cock since the summer of love.

[Boomer Financial @FinancialBoomer]

@american_hodl Keep it to yourself.

[Boomer Financial @FinancialBoomer]

@AAron756jk @binarydreaming @CitizenBitcoin You keep sassing me and I’ll fuck your grandmother

[Boomer Financial @FinancialBoomer]

@APompliano Pensions are pensions you punk

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@pierre_rochard @MuchBitcoin @Visa Im embarrassed visa entertained this sort of monkey buisness.

[Boomer Financial @FinancialBoomer]

What the fuck language is this? Some kinda gay version of Klingon?

[RYAN SΞAN ADAMS @RyanSAdams]

Nike now has a patent for tokenizing shoes on Ethereum

That means we could be close to bonding curve issued limited supply Yeezys denominated in Dai tradeable on Uniswap showcased in Argent with sYeezy synthetic markets for speculation

The future is weird

Be ready

🚀

[Boomer Financial @FinancialBoomer]

@ErikVoorhees Get a grip. Capital should be handled by straight white men only.

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@ErikVoorhees @StopAndDecrypt @PeterMcCormack You fucking children and your overly complex financial instruments. In my day you did a reverse mortgage swap and called it a day. Pansies.

[Boomer Financial @FinancialBoomer]

Bitcoin is an investment the same way cyanide is a drink.

[Boomer Financial @FinancialBoomer]

The boomers gave you everything you little shits. Applebee’s, divorced parents, the destruction of the family unit, T.G.I. Friday’s the list goes on homos. Don’t let me catch you out there at the nacho stand listening to your fucking Bacardi b or I’ll knock your teeth in.

[Boomer Financial @FinancialBoomer]

@karbonbased @ClarkSeal What things? I’m new here.

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My first tweet. Well hello twitter friends 👋