Bryce®

The fourth migo

[Bryce® @Finding_Niemi]

me: i like to drink my vegetables

her: me too! i love smoothies

me: *putting the lid back on a jar of salsa* what's a smoothie

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@_lizharvey oh my god

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If she can’t remember her natural hair color just focus on yourself bro

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if she’s got asthma just focus on yourself bro

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Was thinking about lemonade and honestly if we have to use that much sugar to make a fruit palatable maybe we should listen to nature and just not consume it

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Just had my first grapefruit, all I can say is damn that is an angry fruit. I think my lips just got chapped into next year

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I don’t get indie music. Ive been listening to Spotify’s Ultimate Indie all day & even tho Phoebe Bridgers is on the cover I’ve yet to hear one of her songs. Every time it changes I think is this her? but instead it’s some band with a name like “Debby Cantaloupe” or “tame impala”

[SEDONA @sedonaprince_]

Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention

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when your sibling swears in the family groupchat

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Mitch S stabbed me with a pencil and somehow it’s MY fault for not having “thicker skin” like mom please pick me up maybe third grade is not for me

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Making kids feel guilty for “tattling” was a special kind of gaslighting, our elementary school teachers really had us messed up

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Sometimes when I can’t fall asleep I remember a night in sixth grade when I was laying in bed and tried putting IcyHot on a pulled hip muscle but when I opened the bottle all the hot stuff ran out between my legs and I stayed up for several hours with 4th degree burns on my balls

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@Jaiyejejeomo Thought they were all 3 feet tall wtf

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@notstorybyleo Start sounding like the new mom in Queen’s Gambit

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@FulwilerLo No need to kink shame

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That moment when you realize the call was dropped and now you have to muster up the same energy to retell the same comedic masterpiece you just shouted at your home screen for the past 37 minutes

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Brook Lopez sounds like a shadowy figure in a chair anonymously ratting out the mob

[FanDuel Sports Network Wisconsin @FanDuelSN_WI]

“Brook is my hero!”

@BPortistime crashed @ZoraStephenson’s postgame interview after an electric @Bucks win. 😂

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In middle school my crush told me I look like I’m in pain when I smile. I haven’t felt truly happy in a picture ever since :/

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I ran out of bread so I ate my bologna and Kraft cheese with some saltines...I love sharkcootery

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update: bought a backpack bc it was on clearance and because I wanted to read the inside of their boxes

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For Christmas a client gave me a $75 gift card to lululemon. Great news, with just another $50 of my money I can own a sock from their lost and found