Hermes

I’m a pretty chill dude that likes to steal all the time. very social and like able. I have a few symbols including my winged shoes and a caduceus.

[} @theceatrprometh]

Never thought I’d miss my mortal friends that much. Especially this one

[Hermes @FinesseGodHerm]

@Aphroditeisbae sorry our relationship didn’t go so well hopefully you aren’t salty

[Hermes @FinesseGodHerm]

@aresthegoat @CoolDabZeus @Aphroditeisbae @godOfVolcanoes Stealing is my thing but I can teach you the ways of the master.

[Hermes @FinesseGodHerm]

This is my inspiration so don’t get mad when I borrow stuff and don’t ask @CoolDabZeus @Aphroditeisbae @aresthegoat

[Hermes @FinesseGodHerm]

@Hera55755507 @Dionysiswasted Do you want me to slay the peacock like I did your puny monster. I got your back @Dionysiswasted

[Hermes @FinesseGodHerm]

@sun_god_tbh sorry for stealing your cattle right after I was born, but you know it’s what I do. #brotherlylove

[Hermes @FinesseGodHerm]

Go follow my dad @CoolDabZeus and my mom is kind of old so she doesn’t know how to work a Twitter correctly #old

[Hermes @FinesseGodHerm]

What a cool staff am I right?

[Hermes @FinesseGodHerm]

“Whenever you have the truth it must be given with love, or the message and the messenger will be rejected”
- Mahatma Ghandi

[Hermes @FinesseGodHerm]

Hope you guys like this picture of me

[Hermes @FinesseGodHerm]

@Hera55755507 Argus didn’t stop me. Just so you know this picture isn’t to scale my massive biceps wouldn’t fit.

[Hermes @FinesseGodHerm]

Just so you guys know me and my wife Peitho have an open relationship if you know what I mean. #justsaying

[Hermes @FinesseGodHerm]

@Aphroditeisbae aren’t you happy our beautiful son turned out so well?

[Hermes @FinesseGodHerm]

@AchillesTheGre1 Why would I steal a pointless shield? I’m not a kleptomaniac!

[hestia @hothestia]

one little piggy had roast beef, one little piggy had none, and one little piggy went wee wee all the way into my arms! #sacrifice

[} @theceatrprometh]

@CoolDabZeus what’s the big deal Zeus? You tied me up to a rock #theworstgod

[Hermes @FinesseGodHerm]

@CoolDabZeus chill with the lightening!

[Hermes @FinesseGodHerm]

@Hera55755507 of all things why put the eyes of the Argus on a peacock?

[Hermes @FinesseGodHerm]

Forget the Uber I’ll take you to the underworld!

[Hermes @FinesseGodHerm]

@Athena67950331 If you’re so wise why pick a fight?