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Back from the dead

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@fever4thebever @lynarddane726 This is why we stick together.

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Shawty triflin, she must be from dirty docks

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Luke, I am your father.

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Is it wrong to shoot a shot on LinkedIn? Even if they ask you to connect first, are hot, work in the same field, and are in your area?

Or is it more weird to look up and follow on socials after you just connected?

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@Reds Surprised it wasn’t a blister… pussy

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Listening to Lud Foe at 6:30 in the morning makes me cut up in traffic at 80

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My stats of girls I went to a high school dance with, talked to, or dated since freshman year of high school (2016)

3 single
4 in relationships
5 engaged
2 married
1 kid

I think I’m the problem…

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If you’re going 50 in a 55 on the highway, you should be publicly hung in the town square

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@OxNalds Honestly, I’d say Kendrick

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@ghost09867 Absolutely

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@fever4thebever

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@fever4thebever

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All these girls getting engaged, married, or having kids and I’m sitting here trying to find one. Fuck if I don’t soon, might have to knock up one of my home boys

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@africanize_ No? @squilly2shoes

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Just saw a Jew in a yamika walking on the street by my new work #shrink

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@squilly2shoes YEAH ALL OVER HIS MOUTH!

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@slamclam69 @fever4thebever

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@Joshwydd_ Starlight season 1, Victoria, Kimiko

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@squilly2shoes

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For anyone who’s watched Obsession…
Will watching the show make me fall more or less in love with Inde Navarette?