finn akishu

I didn’t come this hard just to come this hard

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[finn akishu @FinnAkishu]

spending all day figuring out how to get AI to do my job while hoping they don’t figure out how to get AI to do my job

[finn akishu @FinnAkishu]

I was saying “see you next Tuesday” very liberally at work because I thought it meant that something could wait until next week

[finn akishu @FinnAkishu]

Just found out my barber is on vacation for the next two weeks which is strange because I never signed off on a PTO request

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

listen I don't have time for whatever the fuck this means

[keshav @kshvbgde]

I can't believe this is a government website

what the fuck.

[finn akishu @FinnAkishu]

I’d make a deal with the devil to fix my golf swing

[schmule @jawnfrie]

Ripping bag and talking assisted pull ups at the bar

[finn akishu @FinnAkishu]

5 minutes before landing they should play a video on how to properly de-board an airplane & whoever doesn’t do it right gets the death penalty

[The Real Heisman @HeismanThe]

Is this the greatest run of any basketball team in the modern era? In order to win this championship, in the last 4 weeks Florida had to beat:

Auburn twice
Alabama
Tennessee
Maryland
Texas Tech
Texas A&M
Houston
UConn

According to SDS, they faced,statistically, the roughest road through the NCAA tournament ever.

[Florida Gators 🐊🔥 @gatorsszn]

That was the nastiest dunk I’ve ever seen live.

Alijah baptized 2 defenders �

[Florida Gators 🐊🔥 @gatorsszn]

I present to you… one of the greatest comebacks in March Madness history.

Trailed by 10 points with 5:28 left and 9 points with 2:50 left.

[finn akishu @FinnAkishu]

More often than not I’m putting eggs I don’t fully own into baskets I don’t fully trust

[finn akishu @FinnAkishu]

Big steppers don’t cry

[finn akishu @FinnAkishu]

Dream job would be the guy that fills the Gatorade coolers at the Super Bowl

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Bad prank but I can't stop laughing. 😂😂

[finn akishu @FinnAkishu]

Y’all be scared to talk during sex. I’ll be in my girls ear like “will you just frickin cum already”

[roon @tszzl]

the sunk cost fallacy is not real because every choice you make changes you. by standing in line for two hours you become a different man, one who’s identity is tied to reaching the front