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[Tom @lancestroll_]

Tyres were completely finished and the understeer was so bad he tried codemasters tricks 😭😭

They had to hook him and put a new tyre on

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Draymond Green got me IN TEARS

“Sometimes parents come up to me and they be like ‘Yo my son play just like you’… and I think to myself like ‘your son is ass’.”

😂😂😂

(Via @UnguardedPod)

[Jake! @JakeAndBall]

This kid is 21 years old, a top six player in the NBA, openly hates the best team in the league, rushed back from an injury to come off the bench and beat that team in the NBA Cup, met with the Spurs’ fan club on his day off to practice cheers, started a tradition leading those cheers with the entire arena after Spurs wins, and is making a concerted effort to improve the environment and atmosphere at NBA games.

Future face of the league, future MVP, future HOFer, I don’t even know what else to say about Victor Wembanyama. Absolute superstar in every sense of the word.

[- @lfcmike__]

“A league title can’t be won with 38 late winners after playing shite.”

Slot:

[Jai-Zia Dax 🧘🏾‍♀️ @DreadedJai]

“When we decline to speak ill of the dead, it’s because we have compassion for the living. In this respect, I am sorry for Kirk’s children. I don’t know if Kirk was a good father, but if he was, that does little to mitigate the damage he did to other people’s children.”

[Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl]

"slapping fannies and killing grannies" is unfortunately an all-time banger

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

@EmmanuelAcho @TheFacilityFS1 Hot take artist have ruined the sport. Football guys, no disrespect but yall boys need to stay In ya lanes, u don’t know what it’s like it between these lines man give it a break. Dudes who quit football early to pursue media talkin mental toughness, cut it out

[Acyn @Acyn]

Mangione’s Attorney: He was on display for everyone to see in the biggest staged perp walk I've ever seen in my career. What was the mayor doing at this press conference.. the mayor should know more than anyone about the presumption of innocence that he, too, is afforded when he is dealing with his own issues. And frankly, I submit that he was just trying to detract from those issues by making a spectacle of Mr. Mangione

[SEN Impact @Impact]

I knew I will get it, but it's my first time getting it in my 12year career. So I'm really happy I think receiving this MVP is very big in my life for getting more passion and I think that's one of the driving factors behind continuing to play games. It's all thanks to you guys

[NRJ🍄 @lfcnrj]

I will love it, and I think I deserve it.

[Scorched Earth Policy @Scearpo]

Women can’t fathom the sheer pleasure of a cruise because they don’t interface with vehicles on a subconscious level. When a man pilots a machine, he becomes it.

His subconscious awareness exits first person view and he gets a third person perspective on the entire vehicle, that’s why they call it your “Third Eye”. It opens the first time you ignite a combustion engine and control something bigger than yourself.

When women do it, they don’t have that connection, they’re just consciously turning the wheel, pressing pedals, and pushing buttons. They have to actively think about everything they’re doing with latency, it’s why they get increasingly stressed the longer they’re on the road.

God gave men the ability to interface with vehicles, just like He gave women the ability to ruin every good moment a man could’ve had by opening their mouths. It makes perfect sense that women and Europeans can’t understand the value of a good drive. It’s like being a horse roaming the open concrete plains of the greatest expanse of interconnected infrastructure in human history.

The cheeky cruise, the highway zoom, the interstate journey, and the coveted night drive are core elements of being a man. You watch the world through a montage of scenes displayed on your windshield. You occupy a state of absolute seclusion while nestled amongst the greatest intersection of human activity your community has to offer. You experience music in a way nobody in human history could have done, even on a level of versatility and ease not possible only 20 years ago. It surrounds you with perfect clarity and impact, becoming the soundtrack to your existence as you travel at speeds that ancient kings and holy prophets couldn’t have even fathomed.

As civilization dwindles into a slumbering era of decline, the night drive increasingly becomes an expression of abundance. It is to burn gasoline simply for the sake of experiencing what a tiny sliver of human existence has been privileged to know, raw speed and power controlled between your fingertips. The wind beckoning at your command, blustering into the palm of your hands at the exact force you choose. An entirely different universe ready to receive your existence, near teleportation, all within a few hours time.

A car is the perfect midway between the rawest technological potential of experience (the fighter jet) and the ubiquity of availability within the human condition (walking). To drive a car is to acknowledge that you are alive in the most viscerally abundant manner possible, by coming closer to death than you do in nearly any other point in your life.

To drive is to live. To drive is to touch greatness even occupying the lowest dregs of life. To drive is to embrace the consequence and responsibilities of power as you enter the great asphalt arena. When I am driving, I am a real human being, and a real hero. I don’t eat, I don’t sleep, I do nothing but think of you. You keep me under your spell.
You keep me under your spell.
You keep me under your spell.
You keep me under your spell.
You keep me under your spell.
You keep me under your spell.

[Justinbyleth @justinbyleth]

Kendrick: Drake you are a pedophile and have a secret daughter

Drake: I do not have a secret daughter

[Max Ghenis @MaxGhenis]

It's incredible that French people have about triple the income as the average person on Earth, but produce basically the same carbon emissions.

Nuclear is a hell of a power source.

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

looney tunes ass crash

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

After a long year, it's finally time. Announcing the Worst Tweets of 2023 Bracket!

I've spent the entire year collecting hundreds of deranged tweets, awful takes, and the most insane discourses on this site. Only 64 were chosen.

Now it's time to crown a champion.

[Georgeclarkey @George_Clarkey]

The clothes folding was enough but to throw in the no look? The man makes laundry a spectator sport

[Reubs @ReubenPinder]

This might be the greatest ever community note on the app