Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal

Pitcher for @BlaseballCrabs. Not the ace. Kinda a normal guy playing a *PERFECTLY NORMAL* splort. He/Him.

[Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal @FinnJamesBC]

Gonna be honest, everyone. I'm here because I couldn't cut it in Plesäpallo.

[Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal @FinnJamesBC]

@BlaseballCrabs Really, this isn't that big a commitment. You were going to name all you children something crabs related anyway.

[🦀 Crab Of The Day 🦀 @CrabDay]

🦀 Sunday, October 3rd, 2021 🦀

📸: @coateswild

[Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal @FinnJamesBC]

@ilianaquorum Eye write thunder mic. Hmm...

*aha!*

I write thunder Mike! The next chapter in the Legend of Mike Townsend will be unsealed.

[🦀 Crab Of The Day 🦀 @CrabDay]

🦀 Saturday, July 31st, 2021 🦀

📸: Eric Hamilton

[Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal @FinnJamesBC]

Finn James will return.

[Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal @FinnJamesBC]

How am I still tweeting from inside a supermassive black hole from which no light, energy, information, or matter can escape? Well, turns out, my tweets contain no light, no energy, no information, and they don't matter.

[Lōotcrates @ILBLootcrates]

“i quit”

[Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal @FinnJamesBC]

Crab and go!

[Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal @FinnJamesBC]

@VelazquezMath84 Yes! Finally we can face batters in single combat, as the ancients envisioned. Bring against me your fire, your wrath, it will break on the immovable bulwark of my steel.

[Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal @FinnJamesBC]

@SPicklestein Thanks!

[Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal @FinnJamesBC]

Well, no more free well. Back to a deterministic universe, I suppose.

[🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱 @AtlantisBlasebl]

New political compass just dropped

[Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal @FinnJamesBC]

@BlaseballCrabs And we're trying to leave the few and join the many ASAP!

[Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal @FinnJamesBC]

WHAT? NO MORE TUNNELS? HOW WILL I DO MY CRIMES NOW?

[Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal @FinnJamesBC]

@Silvaire_RH I like your optimism.

[Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal @FinnJamesBC]

@blaseball Gotta go fast!

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

But you gotta go fast

[Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal @FinnJamesBC]

Go fast? We can go fast.