fiona cramer

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I’m off to bed” - Translation: I’m off to lie down and worry about the future and also to worry about every mistake I’ve ever made, no matter how great or small, and to go over all the embarrassing moments from my past that I’ll never ever forget. Night night.

[Sanjeev Bhaskar💙 @TVSanjeev]

‘He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot’ - Groucho Marx

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

The right-wing papers seem to be scapegoating Boris Johnson now. But he’s just one person.

In my view, every single MP had a choice. And the 250 who voted to protect Owen Paterson can’t be trusted.

Every single one should be held to account. If you agree, RT.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

If you’re staying in hospital there should be a form you can sign that means under no circumstances are they allowed to bring the Prime Minister to see you if he’s visiting

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

Good afternoon @RSPCA_official as a VP can I call upon you to urgently investigate and definitively prosecute this appalling abuse - thus upholding our standards of animal welfare protection . Thank you . RT

[Johnny Vegas @JohnnyVegasReal]

I do my best not to come on social platforms to preach. I understand I have a blessed life. I sincerely do not make this request to further a celeb reputation for caring. We need our @NHS in all our lives. Folk matter. Don't RT for me, please do so for us all, thanks x 💙

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

This is disgraceful.
Corrupt politics at its very worst.

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Celebrating #TongueOutTuesday in Hippo Cove! #TeamFiona

[Professor Karol Sikora @ProfKarolSikora]

Politicians wear masks for the photo-shoots and TV cameras, but are seen without them for the rest of the event.

Total nonsense.

[Kate @Kateandtheboys]

Private jets, motorcades, luxury hotels; all to discuss how everyone else should restrict their lives, work from home, communicate via zoom & give up travel.

Hypocrisy level 1000, all in plain sight and STILL people don't get it.

This is exhausting.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

The best way to make anti-vaxxers take the covid jab is to mandate it for them NOT to have it - then they will furiously demand their freedom to have one.

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

I really hope Boris Johnson can highlight at #COP26 the problem of raw sewage being dumped into the sea by Boris Johnson

[Alastair Stewart @AlStewartOBE]

How much carbon would have been saved if #G20 was held in Glasgow, before #COP26, rather than Rome?

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

Why have you chosen this path for us, @BorisJohnson?

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

This is a message for you, yes, you reading this right now.
You are amazing, you matter and you are not alone. Sending you lots of love

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

Remember it is ok to not be ok. It's ok to cry, it's ok scream and shout, showing your emotions isn't a weakness, showing how you really feel is a strength. Be kind to yourself

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

Try to think of the good moments that happened today, go to sleep with a smile on your face to take into tomorrow

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling again but could you do me a favour? Please be kind

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

For anyone in the UK, If you text ‘SHOUT’ to 85258 when you are in a dark place or suicidal, a trained crisis volunteer will text you back. This is great If you find talking on the phone challenging. It’s completely free 24/7.
Please RT you never know who might need this support