Fiona L. A. Torbick

Copywriter & Professional #ResumeWriter: DM me for a free #resume review!🤸‍♀️ also #yoga teacher, #travel fanatic, and #parent of two very busy toddlers

[Fiona L. A. Torbick @FionaLATorbick]

Mistakes You May Be Making On Your Resume/CV: A Thread for #jobseekers

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@amandanat Grocery delivery! House cleaning! And a robotic vacuum that runs every night to keep the place clean in between. And this isn't something I pay for, but batch cooking meals for the kids is a game changer too.

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🎤 Tap, tap….is anyone still here? 🤷🏽‍♀️ I’m soft-launching a new venture to help mothers return to the workforce after taking time off to be with their families. Feel free to share with any moms you know who are considering a change ♥️ https://t.co/dsAJwN0D30

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Update: he got a spot. It’ll all be ok.

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15 years ago I thought the college app process was stressful…but on Monday I logged onto my computer @ 715am (the precise moment my sons preschool app was released) filled in & submitted by 718, and still got waitlisted??? Did I mess up my sons future already???

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@thesamparr My husband picked an A4 allroad for us (2 kids) and we both love it.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

We're hiring influencers and by that I mean firefighters who influence the forest to no longer be on fire.

[ally @missmayn]

do i have to have an opinion on meghan and harry? because i think they're boring and do not care.

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@returnofthegoth Walking the kids up a steep hill for cardio most days. Sweat app for super challenging 30-minute weight training at home 2-3x a week while kids are asleep (or watching with a snack and laughing 🤣)

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Mums will always be mums ♥️ This evening mine babysat my kids so I could go out with other adults; tonight that meant holding my 11mo child for three hours because she wouldn’t stay asleep otherwise, and yet when I came home she said “it’s ok, you deserve a break too”

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@AmandaMGoetz 32, married with 2 young kids. I started my own business 10 years ago because I knew sitting in an office was a waste of time…back then it was because I wanted to travel but now it means I can be there for the kids too :)

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I never thought of myself as a luddite but here I am, googling "how to buy a new MacBook" because I have no idea whether I need an M1 Pro or M1 Max or M2 chip and wondering whether any of them are even compatible with my iPhone 8 and Series 1 Apple Watch🙃

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@AcocellaAnthony

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@AcocellaAnthony Where does it all come from and how do we send it back

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@NewsatHoff If it makes you feel any better, a house like that would sell for $625k in our area right now 😵‍💫

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Other toddlers being picky: [eat only kid-specific foods]
My 3yo being picky: "Mummy, this is Fontina. I would prefer Havarti please."

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I’ve known my husband for 9 years and today I learned he thought “my country tis of thee” were the original words to that tune 😭

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Finished 95% of my holiday shopping, threw an amazing birthday party & made cupcakes from scratch for my sons preschool class, got caught up with my work, thought “wow I really have my shit together” and then realised I dropped my kid at school whilst still in my dressing gown

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

A map of every European City

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Once someone sent me an email signed “my k/rgds” and I just had to shut off my computer for the rest of the day

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Tiers of regards:

“Warmest regards” - very friendly
“Warm regards” - friendly
“Best regards” - niche
“Kind regards” - the bestseller
“Regards” - direct and professional, unless it used to be a “kind regards” in which case oh dear
“Rgds” - Rare and strange