The Franktrain

King turd on shit mountain
Pro Wrestling talk
Lore Junkie
D&D out the wazoo
Actually a human refrigerator
Owner of the restingest bitch face
Staunch Ally

[The Franktrain @FirebeardJake]

@JohnathanAbram1 This is disrespectful as fuck

[The Franktrain @FirebeardJake]

Tiamat, but every head is a member of the spice girls

[The Franktrain @FirebeardJake]

So the new @Mick_Gordon Album is hype, and the free game it comes with ain't half bad

[The Franktrain @FirebeardJake]

@YoanMerlo Salt, pepper, lemon, thyme and rosemary for me. And an unhealthy amount of butter

[The Franktrain @FirebeardJake]

Back

[The Franktrain @FirebeardJake]

@DrewDwarves Meltzer driver requires so many successful checks, but does like 12d6 or something nuts

[The Franktrain @FirebeardJake]

@DNDJordanLea @thedndbags @TheDMVault @Tenngu2 @TheDMLair @ChaoticAnarachy @daniyogani All parties possess surgical precision. Most parties just like to do surgery with a cleaver. And a sledgehammer. And a blowtorch for some reason

[The Franktrain @FirebeardJake]

@DrewDwarves All I am saying is young bucks monks would not be a bad thing.

[The Franktrain @FirebeardJake]

@Dienysys I have played a warlock that had a list

[The Franktrain @FirebeardJake]

@Dienysys BOI!

[Chris Jericho @IAmJericho]

Is this real??

[The Franktrain @FirebeardJake]

@IAmJericho Chris, you need to get back on the D&D Horse. Also, yes this means that you give some stupid idiot powers so they can do your bidding and shit

[The Franktrain @FirebeardJake]

@DNDJordanLea @RileyGryc @AndrethSaelind @march1studios Soooo I got one Mech RPG in my bag of tricks and it's Adeptus Evangelion. Just like in the anime, most of the players play teens who pilot mechs that are not mechs to save the world. And one player plays the adult who takes care of them. Anyone want to get in the robot?

[🎃The DM Vault 🎃 (Spoopy Time is coming) @TheDMVault]

Monstro the whale doesn’t get enough credit for a Disney villain. I grew up believing that getting swallowed by a seaborne hellbeast was a more probable phenomena than it really is

[The Franktrain @FirebeardJake]

@DNDJordanLea Buuuuuuuump meeeeeeee

[The Franktrain @FirebeardJake]

So uhhhhhhhhhhhhh anyone want to join my Thursday night campaign? I'm starting session 0 in like 2 hours 😂😂😂

[The Franktrain @FirebeardJake]

@Dienysys This is the worst yelp review ever

[The Franktrain @FirebeardJake]

Taylor swift makes one hell of a D&D villain

[The Franktrain @FirebeardJake]

Bought a vacuum at a great price, I'm going to ride this emotional wave all day

[The Franktrain @FirebeardJake]

I really miss grappling..... and not in a D&D sense, like in a chucking dudes sense