Fully awake

[Fully awake @FiriOnly]

Did bro just suplex a bull?

[🦋still pretty @NuJhayhne]

Women are now raising the bars higher than before😭😂

[Fully awake @FiriOnly]

Saka isn't Nigerian.

[Beth♥️ @queenbeth____]

Saka was close to being the first Nigerian to win the champions league😭

[Iman | ايمان @nana_alaouie]

In hell you are forced to watch Arsenal defend a one goal lead

[Fully awake @FiriOnly]

@ebot_nextgen @Coinvo @Tino_Grace1 'Number 1' is a stretch isn't it?

[Fully awake @FiriOnly]

@TouchlineX Bro isn't interested in the job

[Fully awake @FiriOnly]

@Paggy1_ This is an ignorant tweet because since when has shot prevention been the job of the goalkeeper? I love them both but It's not like Trafford was doing anything other than twarting the ball up pitch today.

[Fully awake @FiriOnly]

@obviouslyruben6 I know that isn't Phil, who just came on around 15 mins ago, jogging, while haaland and cherki are breezing past him to track back man.

[Fully awake @FiriOnly]

@0161Darren "And there are Burnley supporters, up, out of their seats, gesticulating, hurling abuse at their team"

😄😄😄😄

[Fully awake @FiriOnly]

People with different skin colours are termed to be of a different race to one another. Imagine the terminologies that could be generated from having all those

[• @yducknow]

what a boring planet… no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no ware wolves….. just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people

[Fully awake @FiriOnly]

@Prinn_cipal Alright, call it then

[Fully awake @FiriOnly]

"Baby, I swear I don't know the passcode, see I even tweeted about it"

[Fully awake @FiriOnly]

@ebot_nextgen @geekyjenise Well, he did it didn't he?

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

If I was an elephant in a room and no one addressed me I’d be upset too, first of all it took a lot for me to fit in this room don’t act like I’m not here???

[Fully awake @FiriOnly]

"losing 3 games is better than drawing 3 games"

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

“getting a carryover in a course is better than having an E”
still don't know how this statement sits well with some students tbh

[Fully awake @FiriOnly]

DID YOU KNOW🚨: All people on earth are descendants of a single human being.

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

DID YOU KNOW🚨: All people with blue eyes are descendants of a single human being.

[Fully awake @FiriOnly]

@PepTeam FFS show these videos to @ErlingHaaland and tell him what he needs to do. He can't keep doing this!

[Fully awake @FiriOnly]

"God knows best" has to be the number 1 coping mechanism... Ever.

[♤ @priest_099]

What’s your best coping mechanism?

[Fully awake @FiriOnly]

And now, you have had it worse when you were little than he did.

[𝒽ℯ𝓁𝒾𝓊𝓂 @waithera_jk]

In Franz Kafka’s letter to his father, he wrote “I know it is my father's first time on this Earth, too. And I know He had it worse when he was little. But I was little too”

[Fully awake @FiriOnly]

I'm inclined to believe it's a pattern.

Same way it applies to books does it apply to movies and every other fucking thing in the universe.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Have you ever read a book by an author that was so good it made you want to read everything else they've written?

[Fully awake @FiriOnly]

Because, more often than not, they do? We all do???

[kartik @notsothicccc]

read an article on substack today, called “why do people act like they have tomorrow to love you?” and yes, why