Zoe Martin

I’m Zoe and a first time parent to Atticus, discovering the joys and randomness of bringing up a little one. 👶🍼 Mostly tweeting in the early hours!

[Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3]

Really nice to have 5 minutes to watch and relax - timed perfectly with Atticus having a snooze too. #WorldWellbeingWeek

[Ferens Art Gallery @HullFerens]

Take a break to relax and recharge your batteries with our #TheArtOfMindfulness tracks created with Kindmind. Today’s is ‘The Sisters in Wales’ by Derwent Lees. https://t.co/r8w9Zh39SC #Captioned #WorldWellbeingWeek #ACESupported

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

Off to Shit on People who are giving Nazi Salutes towards a Statue of a Man who fought to stop people giving Nazi Salutes.

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

A big fuck you to all the Nazis out there today

[Riyadh Khalaf @RiyadhK]

Next time someone says racism isn’t a problem in the UK show them this. Counter protests to BLM lead by thugs and hooligans. Unbelievable. https://t.co/0lsogNEXIF

[Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3]

@LesBeMums It’s so, so good. Once you’ve finished the final season, I’d recommend watching ‘Schitt’s Creek - Best Wishes, Warmest Regards’ which is a behind-the-scenes special about the creation of the show.

[Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3]

@AtYourCervix_x I was petrified to go for my first screening and didn’t for two years until I finally plucked up the courage as I didn’t know what to expect. I was so stressed about it, I almost passed out at the bus stop on the way home afterwards. Now, I attend normally as know what happens.

[Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3]

@BootsUK Hi. Can you help with an order I have just received? The box had been opened in one corner and two of the products I ordered are not in there.

[Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3]

@jlandpartners Hi. We’ve been on hold for 50 minutes trying to find out information about a product, finally got through and then the call just ended. As you can imagine, a bit frustrating!

[Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3]

@jamestockdale1 Watched the first two episodes of the first series this afternoon with Atticus - he was enthralled! Andy and I are delighted because it’s so lovely to watch. Thank goodness for them having the UK version on YouTube!

[Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3]

@jamestockdale1 What did Ringo do?

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

hands up if you don't want to stay in but also don't want to go out

[Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3]

@HullFerens @guardian @artukdotorg 6/8! Some swotting up to do!

[Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3]

Sometimes the thing I enjoy most is when Atticus naps on me. It’s not often he does this now but it’s lovely to have a snuggle and a relaxing half hour.

[Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3]

And he’s asleep!

[Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3]

You can tell things have gone awry in the country when you find yourself agreeing with Piers Morgan!

[Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3]

We have hit the 6 month refusal to sleep - both naps and at night. 🤦‍♀️ So I’m currently sat doing what any ‘normal’ parent does and I’m sat on the stairs outside his room. This is an early bedtime (by 30 mins) for him tonight so may just be that. #PleaseGoToSleep #MamaHasAHeadache

[Jack Palmer-White @jackpalmerwhite]

I’ve spent the last 60 days doing my best to entertain my 1 year old in one room of a 5th floor flat, with one brief trip to the park a day so he can actually burn off a bit of energy. How *dare* you suggest people who have followed the rules are not good parents.

[Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3]

I’ve got a child and never been to Durham. Think that’s my Bank Holiday Monday sorted.

[Aisling Bea @WeeMissBea]

God, I wish I had a child so I could go for a drive to Durham.

[Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3]

Andy (a teacher) has agreed with me that the government should implement old-school teacher discipline when it comes to people breaking lockdown rules. If people are, their whole street is made to stay inside for a whole week/month so peer pressure makes people not want to!