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idk

[bea🔻 @inkstainedlover]

jollibee when you ask them to do the fun marketing and gimmicks they do for FILIPINOS in the PHILIPPINES instead of everywhere else in the world

[♡ #kaiserpilled ♡// KAISERSCUMSLUT/WIFE @kaiserstip]

Me at the ripe age of 13 realizing I didn’t have to believe in my parents religion too

[Ivaan 🍉 (DELTARUNE SPOILERS) @Ivaansayh1]

I slept in early but still woke up late

[slice @sliceofheck]

Chest pains are a sign that you’re a good person and that things are going well

[🦗🦗 @FishCraw49201]

@fuckeveryword Im sorry mr few

[bry 🍔 @fonceletigre]

stroke of genius or stroke of penius

[lia⏾ @moondiaryyxy]

life lately

[🐁🐁🐁 @twinturbowank]

fearing unemployment and homelessness but i remember i could just commit suicide

[shimi @yurimusings]

i want to go outside and have experiences like people do but i am unfortunately confined by the spell

[Orezzi🎭 @Motion__Boy_]

uni is so funny because unlike high school, if you think you failed then you most probably did😭

[i contain multitudes @pluralbears]

sucks so bad to spend ur childhood fantasizing about living a normal adult life, only to realize you'll never be normal and u are significantly socially delayed

[𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋. @sonderslife]

Doomscrolling on twt knowing you’re academically going down

[T🪄 @itsmetihboi]

i had a whole week to study for this exam and i didn’t

[tango @tangofishion]

I don't shut up, I grow up. And when I look at you, I jerk off

[neet tgirls near me 🔞🔞🔞 @t4ttummykisser]

remember to reward urself!!!! 5 minutes of work =5hours jerking off.

[‧₊˚ lyra † ⋅ shushtwt ₊ @velvet_morgue]

"starving yourself can lead to infertility and shortened lifespan" promise?

[frenchtoast @frenchpoast_]

How it genuinely feels