Fishgrease

The World’s Greatest Curmudgeon. GawdScamGawd. if you like it, I’m gonna hate it. The Official Old Man in the Club.

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I just want yall to know that @sophiemarks_ "Easy to Dream" is the best song you've probably never heard.

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@PacosStory That means you get first dibs on juice boxes, fruit snacks and chips. Your PS5 is also plugged into HDMI 1

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Bruh!!

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Lmao drake ain’t shit for this

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I’ve always wondered why there had never been a #GQ / #Esquire magazine for the common man that shops at Target and drives a Honda Accord and isn’t concerned with climbing the corporate ladder

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@madeyoung1_11 @greenwattdev Cowards disable their profile. Makes me believe they condone such behavior

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@itS_Jervonce for what it’s worth, the lemon pepper chicken sandwich is probably their most underrated and consistent item on the menu.

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@kokupuff Muhphuckas out here acting like Southampton County, Virginia isn’t essentially the crux of modern day civil rights—Birthplace of Nat Turner and Dred Scott. Suffolk ain’t even a hop and a skip away, it’s a brisk walk.

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I’m sure this is a very 1st world problem…but taking a shower and then having to shit soon after and then taking another shower is definitely a privilege.

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@raul_addams Are you navigating submarines? LOL

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@kokupuff They should’ve used a Nintendo controller and put in “up, up, down,down, left , right , left ,right b, a, b,a, select ,start “before starting the sub voyage—They’d have gotten unlimited lives.

I’ll see myself out. God Bless and g’night

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@kokupuff Look at this shit

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Ain’t no way I’m going to view the Titanic in a FleshLight™️

#submarinemissing #titanicsubmarine #Titan #FleshLight

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@raul_addams And it always occurs when you sit on a hard surface—like a wooden bench or a plastic chair while waiting on your car to get an alignment (yeah that’s hella specific).

So now I’m in a public place, I’ve sat on my nuts and I gotta play off the worst pain ever.

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Things no one ever mentions.

You ever sit *ON* your nuts?

Like bruh, what are y’all even doing under there? Get back into formation

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@mistamonotone I’m m never giving anyone a chain while they laid up in a bed and ain’t crippled or on bed rest

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I heard the #CanadaFires were actually created by a New Yorker as a means to create desired vacancies in apartments.

Let me find out y’all trying to asphyxiate that of people to get real estate space

#AirQuality

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Yo the 90’s were wild. Folks really named their kids Raekwon, CamRon , Rakim and Devante.

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@365OTG Games we play

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@fwmj I’m gonna say one and a possible.

The possible being Jeffrey Wright. I always thought he was of Spanish descent, however he once played Martin Luther King (in Boycott) so someone thought he was “ black enough”.

I’m out

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@rsvpmase I still need an answer to why the brim on this hat ain’t properly brimming? What was this shit, yo?

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@rsvpmase since you back and what not, can you explain what the fuck was going on with the brim of this hat? This is one of raps greatest mysteries.