Angela Holmes

[Angela Holmes @FishyFishkin]

@Medievalhtybuff An arranged marriage but love nevertheless

[Angela Holmes @FishyFishkin]

@ronsterd89 Just ignore him

[Angela Holmes @FishyFishkin]

@MadelaineLucyH I think that should have been erection

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@MadelaineLucyH And the wife who caresses a reluctant husband in bed until he gets an involuntary election, what's that?

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@carbo_innit Just watched one of the wettest Derbys I've ever seen

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@JoeBangles11 Wensleydale on a thickly buttered Krakawheat with a slice of pickled beetroot

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@FBAwayDays I thought it said nonce on the arm, which seemed an odd sponser

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@benonwine No but I'd trust them to be behind me if I'm slightly over the speed limit

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@jwsey01 Drop it on the floor then

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@Johnisnotjoker Brown eggs matter

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@ThrillaRilla369 I like the new one with the tag line Obesity is a disease, nowt to do with eating too much then

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@JenniferTilly They are busy doing something

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@bagshaw2112 They are a bit insipid, I wouldn't bother

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@unreMARKLEble With a bit of luck he will move out at 18 and never look back

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@QueensSpeec1 Can you imagine when they look through the family album and think their mother thought they were so ugly their faces couldn't be shown

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@offgriddesigner Only when I use a mirror on a stick

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@unreMARKLEble And who's taking the photo

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@FarmingUK Thanks to labour we've had to cut down on everything

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@frankiemellow0 Or what we think a fanny is

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@benonwine Yes , it's very nice with salt