Fit Florida Man

native Florida man. multiplier of gainz. all-father of 3. loyal follower of Jesus.

[Fit Florida Man @FitFlMan]

Today I am no longer an Anon.

My name is Jacob.

I joined X right before the election in 2024. My life has been influenced by this app. Positively and Negatively.

Since joining I’ve bought a Tesla, 2 bengal cats, a ninja creami, got on Test, researched a few peptides, lost 30 lbs gained a few pounds of muscle, and my hatred for the federal government has grown 100x.

I’m 38. Married, three kids, retired at 35 and coming out of retirement in 3 weeks bc I’m too young to be retired.

I’m a native Floridian and have lived here almost my entire life. From SoFla, to Tampa, Tallahassee, and Jax. I’ve pretty much seen all FL has to offer and it’s a great state!

Hello to all my friends on this app 👋

[Fit Florida Man @FitFlMan]

@ChrisSzamshreda Least fat should stay low

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@Paleraider51

[Fit Florida Man @FitFlMan]

It’s being delivered tomorrow. 😁🤗😁🤪🥳

[Fit Florida Man @FitFlMan]

Ready for shipment.

Better put my tail in gear getting the garage ready!

[Fit Florida Man @FitFlMan]

@lynssss3125 Daily rituals

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@DigitalFringed1 Add Odyssey to the regret row please.

[Fit Florida Man @FitFlMan]

@DoNotComply23 You strike a hard bargain. Deal.

[Fit Florida Man @FitFlMan]

Tech is riddled with these Indians. One gets to be a manager and then magically the entire team gets replaced with my Pradeep’s.

Not all are bad, but that’s the point. The H1B is for the FEW that beat the odds. Not an open invitation

[Vice President JD Vance @VP]

Vice President JD Vance breaks down the data:

"If you are working as an H-1B visa in the United States of America, you’re earning $20,000 less than an American citizen hired in the same position. If you were brought in by one of these foreign outsourcing firms, you’re making $48,000 less than an American citizen in a similar position. So I’m sure that everybody here understands the game that is being played. You bring in indentured servants from outside the country, you lay off American workers and, if you’re a corporation, you make a ton of money by under cutting the wages of American workers, replacing them with people who frankly shouldn’t be in the United States of America to begin with."

[Fit Florida Man @FitFlMan]

@RetaDiary

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@DoNotComply23 They should not be in a place of making hiring decisions. Individual contributors only and in extremely limited circumstances

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@user_mm_ @hanz333_

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@zachary135791 You aren’t going to believe this… but BOTH are Nigerian slop accounts.

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@mariotomich Yeah if he ran a proper cut 3 months would be diced.

[Fit Florida Man @FitFlMan]

@user_mm_ The Lego drip is the best part

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@BowTiedHRT With the epic hat drip

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@realpeteyb123 That’s wild. But then again we live in wild times brother

[Fit Florida Man @FitFlMan]

@DeanTTraining

[Fit Florida Man @FitFlMan]

This was last fall. Family photo session (aka worst day of the year).

Fatty.

This year will look quite a bit different.

[Fit Florida Man @FitFlMan]

@hanz333_ Appreciate it my guy

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@DigitalFringed1 Agreed. Mrs Florida man can do 4-6 no problem.