FitGirlFunnyGirl

Jumping in the twitter pool to meet some new people

[FitGirlFunnyGirl @FitFunnyGirl]

@The_SecretShow @TheMiseryVerse @GooningOnRumble @ChrissieMayr @keanuCthompson You are looking great right now - keep going. Nothing more manly than a fella crying on Twitter over a hooker.

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@DrMegaG @Karmichael3rd @BuckmanSchmuel @TheeFinalBoss_ @brianlandon108 @ashleyvcummings This reminds me of the time that pillow biter @TheeFinalBoss_ cried and ran away and nuked his Twitter. Similar virginal vibes.

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@The_SecretShow Well, at least you got to smack her around a little, am I right?

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@SoPrettyDoodles @mudsharking @MiseryClips @luisjgomez You are as funny as you are a poodle. Might be time to up those meds.

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@JimNorton Too soon, James.

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@DOOMSPAYUH @WhiteGuysComedy @GooningOnRumble @The_SecretShow @scarletthampt0n @keanuCthompson Who is the retarded broad?

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@bobo103nyc How do you know this, Bobo? Do you have someone on the inside?

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@adambusch How about a follow, AB?

[FitGirlFunnyGirl @FitFunnyGirl]

@AvaRaiza @mccanehd @RevFuggLee Hi Ava - I saw you claim that it is somehow illegal to deadname you because your birth name is under seal. Who gave you that info? I am a lawyer and have never heard anything like that before. Looking forward to your reply.

[FitGirlFunnyGirl @FitFunnyGirl]

@papa_electrico Nice work, Abel.

Sincerely,

Mr. Tim Dransky

[FitGirlFunnyGirl @FitFunnyGirl]

@DabblingJohn the LSAT is actually very easy and anyone could come up with the correct answer given enough time. But you only get about 90 seconds to solve very complex puzzles. John is not very quick on his feet when it comes to thinking. He won’t practice under timed conditions. He will fail

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@OpieRadio Opie never thinks about any of this when he isn’t on his show.

Opie doesn’t like Twitter

Opie is happy

[FitGirlFunnyGirl @FitFunnyGirl]

@DabblingJohn @pmelt @kingofalldicks1 @DebbieDabbler @AnthonyCumia @ObnoxiousJohn @BeDabbler @RekietaLaw Once you see it you can never unsee it

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@TabberBenedict @whoarethesepod Note: Tabber did not kill a guy - He critically wounded him, but the guy survived (possibly to the man’s dismay given his lift of injuries.)

[FitGirlFunnyGirl @FitFunnyGirl]

@TabberBenedict Where would you rank your John Melendez v @whoarethesepod case in the hierarchy of your legal accomplishments? Feels like it would come right below the time you killed that guy and left the scene of the accident. Somehow representing John seems slightly scummier than that.

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@SoThrrrJoeBrrrr Have you guys seen his wife’s asshole? I have.

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@TheLnn Johnny only has MS. Geno is retarded. Somehow, I would rather be Johnny.

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@OhSoMami A lot of people talk about how @OhSoMami is a great big fat person. But I say, “what about her terrible personality?!?” She can be two things at once, ya know!

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@AnthonyCumia Oh marone, she looks terrible! She looks like she is down 3 quarts of blood.