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[M @Fitchman]

@BGR Users? You mean installs. @JacobSiegal there are BGR articles about these "install farms" so you know better than to claim each install is a user, right?

[M @Fitchman]

@ElectrekCo your website is pushing fullscreen scam ads- not sure what is doing it but I assume you're not on board with that

[FreaksDon’tCry @TokyoDilf]

“Oh no…Oh no…Toilet”

[M @Fitchman]

@TeamYouTube YouTube kids on Google TV
I pay for no ads and to curate my child's videos. But the YouTube kids app on TV doesn't allow logins, and using MY profile to just switch to a kids profile is unsecured. Plus, that new interface only shows a small number of videos available. It's a mess

[M @Fitchman]

@Chewbacconahay Haha, thanks! Never heard that one 😁

[Florian Seroussi @florianseroussi]

Every single email that begins with "I hope this email finds you well" is written by chatGPT.
Now, you know!

[M @Fitchman]

@br_tal_ty And like, how many pre-humans flat out died before childbirth because some sweat and dust dripped in their eyes? 😵🙊

[M @Fitchman]

@thenose Inspiring! I mean, not as cool tho
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[M @Fitchman]

Breakfast sandwiches for all.
4yo: I love this cheese
Wife: I love YOU
4yo: I love this cheese more than you
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[M @Fitchman]

I said something about how "maybe it was just something we did in the 80s" and 4 year old said, "wait, the 80s is in real life, too?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[M @Fitchman]

@TeamYouTube Just bought a new Chromecast HD to safeguard my kid with her own profile to learn it is the only TV device to NOT allow me to login with my premium account nor control the shows she watches. Is this feature coming within 30 days or should I return it?

[justkatehere @justkatehere]

A new night light shaped like a dog.
Husband: What do you think we should name the puppy? Maybe Luna which means moon? Or Luce that means light?
Child: No. Her name is Poppy Uppy Mouth.

A+++++ no notes.

[Team Coco @TeamCoco]

Paul Rudd plays Conan a clip from his upcoming scripted podcast 😉 #CONAF Check out the full episode here: https://t.co/OEmhlv3z4A

[M @Fitchman]

@entonfire Hope it's a good one! 🥥

[M @Fitchman]

@Liger 🖐️bronchitis from daycare crud twice now. Nerve wracking, I know

[M @Fitchman]

@BleepinComputer @billtoulas "infects 100,000 Google Play users"
Downloads ≠ users. I believe you yourself have reported on download farms and pay-to-download scams. The article us accruate, the headline is bait.

[M @Fitchman]

@thenose There must be a "Receiving the Gift of Flavor" joke in there somewhere 🤘

[Joanna Hausmann Jatar @Joannahausmann]

*tries to learn someone’s name*

Brain: no we are at capacity

Me: with what?

Brain: Angela, Pamela, Sandra & Rita

Me: Those arent real people those are Mambo no. 5 lyrics

Brain: A little bit of MONICA in my life

Me: please stop

Brain: ThE TrUmPeTs 🎺

[M @Fitchman]

@mashable 🤦‍♂️ Writing the Konami code, twice, incorrectly with 3 "downs" and uses the term "cheap code." Help this poor kid Elena Cavender with an editor.

[M @Fitchman]

@Oddessy Whoa, congrats! Hey if things get weird/hard/fun, count me on the short list of ppl you can bug ANY time
And I have so many baby/toddler resources collected