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The sunshine on my shoulders makes me happpyyyyy 👊🏼💥

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Study reveals 80% of Gen Z workers admit to faking productivity — many claim that completing tasks quickly creates "more expectations.”

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@NBACanada @Bell Should be interesting with the whole Kawhi debacle

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@DiscussingFilm Sounds fukn stupid to be honest

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@JohnMolinaro Ask Fraser when he expects to be fired

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@TorontoFC @15Ldeeps Good, now fire Fraser

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@nytimes Of course it’s a middle-aged white karen

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@AndrewMLind @sportslogosnet I love these

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

🚨 Ronaldo has started learning to sing so he can appear in the 2030 World Cup final.

[Fithp @Fithp_]

@JohnieRoastbeef @jeremy_higson He’s done a great job 🤡

[84-0.com: Sports Draft Games @84and0]

MJ in 1999 if he was soft like LeBron.

Build your own super team here: https://t.co/VUKopfRf0F

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨 BREAKING! 🤯

Al-Nassr's debts are approaching $250 MILLION, leaving the club unable to sign new players. 🟡🔵

The financial crisis means no new signings are expected in the near term. ❌

ℹ️ @ariyadhiah

[Doug Saunders @DougSaunders]

I particularly like how he’s had the AI portray Canada as pristine wilderness and his country as a denuded wasteland of terrible urbanism, crowded sprawl, deprived housing, absent privacy and roads that literally go nowhere

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: New study finds that a minimum-wage worker in 1971 had a lifestyle affordability similar to someone making $100K today.

[Fithp @Fithp_]

@theepicmap You eat gator for breakfast

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Trump unveils rendering for an “Air Filter Barrier” on the U.S.-Canada border, amid rising tensions over Canadian wildfire smoke.

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨
The Lakers are trading Bronny James to the Philadelphia 76ers for a Buy 1 Get 1 sandwich coupon at Chick-Fil-A.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Bronny trying to get into the Lakers facility later today now that LeBron officially gone