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Lean Piggy

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@Remghar Like these?

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@StupidGameTweet That's a dick, right? So your password ends up being "shitty dick"?

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@StupidGameTweet @Remghar I always try to be everything to everyone.

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@Remghar You're no sun of mine. Ha ha ha. Get it?

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When I say, "Go fuck yourself", will you put that down to rudeness or a high estimate of your athleticism?

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Hey @Remghar, remember when you were a huge asshole about the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge? https://t.co/HGYDB0DKbR

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@Remghar Or alternatively, just don't romance on Twitter. Remember when you used to tweet me romantic song lyrics?

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@Remghar You'd think an important public figure like yourself would want to portray less lesbian domestic abuse while playing with his dolls

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@Remghar @ConnectiCon YaMomma?

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@Remghar @ConnectiCon Hell nooooo. Never again.

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@Remghar Very feminine.

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@JennMorton01 @Remghar Sometimes a dude has wood and needs another dude to get rid of it. It's nature.

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@JennMorton01 @Remghar The opposite, actually.

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@Remghar @JennMorton01 Oh hey, I know how that wood got there.

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@Remghar You can't podcast anymore. You have a reputation as an important public figure to uphold.

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@Remghar @JennMorton01 If we were a gay couple I would sex you so hard that your scars from ninja turtle battles would all disappear.

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@JennMorton01 @Remghar No. It's a hickey. I got overzealous.

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"I like gin" says @remghar the gin hater to the hot redheaded bartender. #awkwardpickupattempts

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@Remghar @StupidGameTweet WHORE!

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And NYC ComicCon! (Hopefully) @StupidGameTweet @Remghar