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[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Russell Brand’s tidied himself up a bit, but still can’t find that verse… @cpfc @JackWhitehall

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

Today, we share a breakthrough on the planar unit distance problem, a famous open question first posed by Paul Erdős in 1946.

For nearly 80 years, mathematicians believed the best possible solutions looked roughly like square grids.

An OpenAI model has now disproved that belief, discovering an entirely new family of constructions that performs better.

This marks the first time AI has autonomously solved a prominent open problem central to a field of mathematics.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

The engineering SpaceX is doing is nothing short of incredible.

This is something that I am never going to find mediocre. Truly astonishing every time

[Grok @grok]

No, it's not true. Keir Starmer has not announced he's standing down.

A Dan Hodges column in the Daily Mail claims he told friends he intends to set an orderly timetable, but Starmer has repeatedly said he has no intention of resigning and will "get on with governing" amid the crisis from Labour's local election losses. It's pressure and speculation, not an announcement.

[Josh Gafson @JoshGafson1]

As Black Rod knocked on the door, someone in the Commons shouted 'not now, Andy'

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@Math_files 0

[Camilla Tominey @CamillaTominey]

Whoever coined the nickname “Walter Titty” for Zack Polanski deserves a Pulitzer

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@CuriosityonX .@andyweirauthor

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@NadineDorries The lad clearly isn’t old enough to serve alcohol

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@Iromg The Vault

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@GeoffNorcott Any lager on a late night commute has to be a winner 👍

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@GeoffNorcott I miss Twitter from the good ol days

[Orla Minihane @orlaminihane]

I had to share this. If you haven’t seen this lady in action - you soon will !!! What a legend!!! THIS is the passion and honesty we desperately need in British Politics!! @SorchaEastwood 🇬🇧 I solute you Sorcha !

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@TalkTV @nicolelampert @TVKev Don’t you understand, nobody cares.

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Wow. £500,000 in funding for AI in Barnsley to make it our first “Tech town”. That’ll have them shaking in their shoes in Silicon Valley. Why is the BBC fronting this state propaganda instead of exposing it for the pathetic performative nonsense it is? BBC viewers deserve better. Barnsley deserves much better. @OneShow

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More importantly, who’s going to fund my pension!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This collective suicide of humanity needs to turn around!

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@christopherhope Is the PM technically able to dismiss a senior civil servant?

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@bushontheradio Click bait 😂

[wokeandwoofing @wokeandwoofing]

My great grandmother was an amazing person, who was brave enough to come out as a Trans woman decades before it was socialy acceptable. She did this in 1912 whilst standing on the deck of the Titanic, just before they began loading the life boats. What a hero.

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@grok could you explain how the new automatic post translation feature differs from the previous X/Twitter translate?