Fix-It Felix Jr.

I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth. @BluMerryweather is one dynamite gal. You're not a bad guy, @WrecksWhatHeFix. #FixItFairy [Wreck-It Ralph|RP]

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@KellyNicole515 Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo! You look like a monkey, and you smell....

Golly, that's not a nice song at all...

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@KellyNicole515 If your birthday doesn't go the way you want to, let me know! I can fix it!

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@ShadowInDebt @PinkIsHerColor @BluMerryweather @FriendLikeMeee I'll just go along with them, so they don't get lost. *He's basically drooling as he trails after them.*

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Why do I get to feeling Ralph is about to wreck a child?

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@SendItToXibalba @BluMerryweather @PinkIsHerColor @FriendLikeMeee @ShadowInDebt And since we're gods, the gold would be waiting for us in the realm.... *He visibility deflates.*

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@PinkIsHerColor @ShadowInDebt @FriendLikeMeee @BluMerryweather @SendItToXibalba Ralph could buy a decent home.... *He smiles dreamily.*

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@PinkIsHerColor @ShadowInDebt @BluMerryweather @FriendLikeMeee @SendItToXibalba *He uses himself as a human shield to protect Merry, just in case they turn into sacrifices themselves.*

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@PinkIsHerColor @ShadowInDebt @FriendLikeMeee @BluMerryweather @SendItToXibalba We will accept any sacrifices that do not involve talking life! I can't fix that!

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@PinkIsHerColor @ShadowInDebt @FriendLikeMeee @BluMerryweather @SendItToXibalba The stars! *He shouts, improving.* The stars are not in alignment for proper tribute!

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@PinkIsHerColor @ShadowInDebt @FriendLikeMeee @BluMerryweather @SendItToXibalba I'll handle this. *He steps forward, arms spread wide.* STOP!

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@PinkIsHerColor @FriendLikeMeee @BluMerryweather @ShadowInDebt @SendItToXibalba –massive whirlpool.* Now how are we supposed to get to Xaibalba?!

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@PinkIsHerColor @FriendLikeMeee @BluMerryweather @ShadowInDebt @SendItToXibalba *He cheerfully follows the shadow down the stairs and through a city, finally stopping at a long ledge. He peers over the side, into a –

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@ShadowInDebt @PinkIsHerColor @BluMerryweather @FriendLikeMeee @SendItToXibalba For Xaibalba! *He majestically holds his hammer to the sky.* What is Xaibalba?

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@ShadowInDebt @PinkIsHerColor @BluMerryweather @FriendLikeMeee @SendItToXibalba Tribute? *He perks up, grinning.* For is?

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@ShadowInDebt @PinkIsHerColor @FriendLikeMeee @BluMerryweather @SendItToXibalba Quite well! *He copies Flora and tries to fix his own clothes, but after hitting himself with his hammer, they look exactly the same.*

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@ShadowInDebt @FriendLikeMeee @BluMerryweather @SendItToXibalba @PinkIsHerColor AHH! *He jerks away, accidentally fixing a shattered vase.*

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@ShadowInDebt @FriendLikeMeee @BluMerryweather @PinkIsHerColor @SendItToXibalba *He points at himself questionably, grinning.* Does this mean we get to take gold home?

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@FriendLikeMeee @BluMerryweather @ShadowInDebt @PinkIsHerColor @SendItToXibalba It's golder than I thought it would be.

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@FriendLikeMeee @PinkIsHerColor @BluMerryweather @SendItToXibalba *He glances around, mouth hanging open.* I think we found El Dorado....

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@PinkIsHerColor @BluMerryweather @SendItToXibalba @FriendLikeMeee *They're led into a boat, that takes them into various tunnels, before opening up to a city... Made of gold.* Good golly....