Genie

PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS. Itty bitty living space. @StreetRatWishes ain't never had a friend like me. @PinkIsHerColor insists I learn my past #PinkLamp

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@SketchingAFairy HHEEllllLLOOOOOoooo Dolly! You’re trying to tell me it’s your BIRTHDAY!? One thousand years goes by FAST!

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@SketchingAFairy WOWZA! ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!? HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY (millions of me pop up all around you shaking your hands until one jumps out of a huge cake) FELIZ NAVIDAD!...wait hold on that's not right

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@SketchingAFairy hAAAAAPPPU BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIIIRRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU (I continue spinning you around and shaking your hands, feet, and nose)

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@SketchingAFairy HAAAAAPPPPPYYY BIRTHDAY! Do you wanna Donkey? I got you a Donkey! Get ready for the BIRTHDAY PARAAADDEEEE

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@BluMerryweather @FixWhatHeWrecks @ShadowInDebt @PinkIsHerColor [I turn to Felix] so, you as confused as me or more so?

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@ALoricFairyTale YOU CANT WISH FOR MORE WISHES

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@ALoricFairyTale H.A.P.P.Y B.I.R.T.H.D.A.Y. [Fireworks explode in the sky] ive got THREE wishes for you! Thats uno, dos, tres! Dont spend them all in one place but don't save them for later either!

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

Sending three wishes to @ALoricFairyTale

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@BluMerryweather @SendItToXibalba @FixWhatHeWrecks @PinkIsHerColor @ShadowInDebt [I grimace. Its what I spent looking at the last millions of years]

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@BluMerryweather @SendItToXibalba @FixWhatHeWrecks @PinkIsHerColor @ShadowInDebt [I silence myself at Floras touch, still glaring at Facilier]

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@SendItToXibalba @FixWhatHeWrecks @PinkIsHerColor @ShadowInDebt @BluMerryweather A human sacrifice would be on the table

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@SendItToXibalba @FixWhatHeWrecks @PinkIsHerColor @ShadowInDebt @BluMerryweather /misinterpreted/ them? [I am furious] young man you have gravely misread this situation, and you have shamed yourself to us to even /think/-

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@BluMerryweather @SendItToXibalba @FixWhatHeWrecks @PinkIsHerColor @ShadowInDebt [I help the man back to safety]

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@FixWhatHeWrecks @PinkIsHerColor @ShadowInDebt @BluMerryweather @SendItToXibalba [all the jokes are gone, I am by the mans side in a second, holding him, furious] what is the meaning of this?

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@BluMerryweather @FixWhatHeWrecks @PinkIsHerColor @ShadowInDebt @SendItToXibalba [I shrink to a more reasonable size, following by Flora] maybe Zebrabra is is ex-wife. You know what they say about ex-wifes, right?

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@BluMerryweather @FixWhatHeWrecks @ShadowInDebt @PinkIsHerColor @SendItToXibalba TOO ZEBRABRA!

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@BluMerryweather @FixWhatHeWrecks @ShadowInDebt @PinkIsHerColor @SendItToXibalba WE NEED NO GIFTS-

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@BluMerryweather @PinkIsHerColor @FixWhatHeWrecks @ShadowInDebt @SendItToXibalba One from a good cave friend of mine. We hung out for a dew millennia

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@BluMerryweather @PinkIsHerColor @FixWhatHeWrecks @ShadowInDebt @SendItToXibalba [I turn red and huge, my voice booming] WHO DARE DESTURB MY SLUMBER? [An extra mouth appears on my hip, whispering to Flora] I learned that-

[Genie @FriendLikeMeee]

@BluMerryweather @SendItToXibalba @FixWhatHeWrecks @PinkIsHerColor @ShadowInDebt [I've become my own pillow]