Onofrio Montalto

A family run business offering home improvement services!

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#GarethSouthgateWould take responsibility for farting in a lift, even if he didn’t!

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@EE Been with EE years. Never had issues However my bill has increased by £80 this month in Extra Charges with no explanation apart from 2 picture messages totalling £1.68. Contacted EE, I was sent a ream of charges not on my Bill stating 3rd party charges! I won’t be renewing.

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@Haggis_UK And I bet he was trying to snort it!

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@WillBlackWriter If peoples can’t spell it not there fawlt? Have some compashion for fucks sak!

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@RosieisaHolt I think you’re all being really unfair! He may just have had 3 Weetabix! With lots and lots and lots of the white stuff!

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@TheKop_com Granite!

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@KatyJayne101 Honestly thought it was Harry Enfield doing an impression of Boris Johnson

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@pennyross66 @Mike_Fabricant @theRCN I honestly thought this was Harry Enfield doing an impression of Boris Johnson!!

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@AnfieldWatch JM and VVD. No question.

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@thisisanfield Alan Hansenesque

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@WillBlackWriter I’m all for giving people a second chance. Apart from child killers/abusers. They, on the other hand should be taken apart with a blunt instrument.

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Spoke to Head Office who directed me to the wrong store to discuss my failed delivery. Transpires, someone cancelled my order. No phone call, no email on £221 out of pocket plus a days labour. “Let’s do it right” Really?

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@Wickes Scheduled delivery didn’t arrive today. Have lost a day’s work and potentially a customer! 45minute queue for customer services. No answer. Very disappointed and frustrated!

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@SachinNakrani Well said!

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@TheRedmenTV Immense

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@YNWAlfcnews_ Well Said!

[Ste @StePlunk]

If you still love this man RT this.

Jurgen Klopp - YNWA

[Stephen Unwin @RoseUnwin]

Joey’s had his first vaccine. Forgive the tear stained tweet. 💦

Young learning-disabled people are dying of Covid at 30 times the average rate.

Thank you medical professionals, research scientists, care workers and all the other maligned experts.

@NHSMillion @St_Elizabeths❤️

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@TheRedmenTV It’s a blip. That’s all. Massive pressure. We’ll come good! Have Faith!

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@estwebber I don’t think Postman Pat will ever be PM. He loves his rounds and there’s already a cat at No.10, so no room for Jess! 👍

[Onofrio Montalto @FixerLondon]

@estwebber I don’t think Postman Pat will ever be PM. He loves his rounds and there’s already a cat at No.10, so no room for Jess! 👍