Tristan

Just your local mailman and idiot

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

That’s my king right there

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 BREAKING: Trump Admin gets exposed in court for illegally withholding tax dollars from blue states.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Treason.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Lying about Mitch McConnell's death to avoid a special election is election fraud - and so many Americans seem ok with that. In any other country there would be consequences.
Americans, what kind of spell are you under? What happened to you?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Salmonella in the eggs.
Flesh-eating screwworms in the meat.
Diarrhea lettuce.
Smoke in the air.
Forever chemicals in the soil.
Data center pollution in our water.
Handing Saudi Arabia nuclear technology.
A war over a strait that was already open.
$5 gas.
Expensive groceries.
Skyrocketing healthcare costs.
Crushing utility bills.

Are we great yet?

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Republicans will claim dead people are voting but are okay with a dead man holding a senate seat

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Republicans are so lucky he wasn’t born in America.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Mamdani when he sees Netanyahu in the streets

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Anyone who votes no on this probably should not be an elected official.

[Nikolas Draper-Ivey @NikDraperIvey]

Most gangster shit I’ve seen all year.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Every time I pay $400 for groceries, I just have to remind myself to be grateful for the new White House ballroom and the war in Iran

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

unbothered. wet. happy. in my goop. slopped up. squelching.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨WHERE IS THE MEDIA???

Mitch McConnell’s senior advisor was just asked if Mitch should prove he’s alive with a video AND HE RAN AWAY.

This is fucking ridiculous. Call the special election now!!!

[Prello @DPrello]

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Mystique in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So let me get this straight. Taylor Farms lettuce gets linked to the cyclospora outbreak. The CEO visits the White House and donates to Trump. Then the FDA says the positive finding was a “false positive.”

Nothing suspicious about that at all.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

After he's dead, we're gonna find out that the man who ruined our country was never actually elected, aren't we???

[Evan @daviddunn177]

Mitch McConnell is dead.

But his office has released a new photo of him.

Wearing the same shirt as the other photo.

[GingerSpice❄️💙 @thedesertginger]

Hey, @GovAndyBeshear, when are you going to step up and appoint someone to fill McConnells spot?

South Carolina got an unqualified sister the next day

It's been a month