Jawsh

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.

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Jameis Winston is closer to Mahomes in skill than MJ is to LeBron

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@shahinayazi @Amymaga4ever @PatriotXV11 @mtgreenee He told us he’d release them. Just asking he do what he promised. Nothing you said is relevant, just follow through on commitments.

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My top hobby is doing something other than what my GPS tells me, and it recalculating a shorter ETA.

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@jsedi_ welcome to LA

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@YSuperset @TanyaAnnG @SharkWings888 @nerdy4history @ChurchofSatan The Holy Spirit chose a 13 year old girl to impregnate to produce Jesus. Imagine a ghost on To Catch a Predator!

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@GBNT1952 @GuntherEagleman you think the minimum people pay is 20%?

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There is legitimately nothing better about parenting than being outwitted by your kid. It’s also probably the biggest difference between how I parent vs. how I was parented. Don’t accept bullshit, even from me!

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@TMFanSupport @Ticketmaster guys a couple of pieces of feedback.

1. add an estimated hold time on your phone lines. helps user schedule their day

2. make it easier to update a phone number, or allow 2FA to be done via email. not everyone would remember to 2factor with old number before losing access to it. maybe even set a 14 day transfer block or something to prevent shady stuff

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@TMFanSupport guys i just want to update my phone number as i have a new cell. can’t do it online or through chat, been waiting on an agent for 40 min on phone. could this be made easier somehow please?

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@elonmusk how do you feel about #MooDengSOL ?

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@local_leah @jfled257 @viKINGof420 @InternetH0F Is this serious? it’s called education

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@BoboBrazil99 @Pete694200 @FemiSoetan @RyanShead @WallStreetSilv @elonmusk bozo pete really thought that was a dunk 😂😂

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@kstate_kj @elonmusk huge loss for comedy

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Well done @elonmusk #Hooli

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@AnthonySarich @Partisangirl Their god man specifically told them to turn the other cheek, you moron

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@sameaz425 @BMoreDefiant @YourAnonNews @RealAlexJones @elonmusk Very good growth Sam!

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Forget any other reason to dislike him, Trump lost to sleepy Joe. He should have fled to Dagobah after that.

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@dadwritesstuff @ZubyMusic “I’m gonna commit assault/murder and serve jail time if you call my daughter a boy and then I won’t get to be a present father but at least I owned the libs” is the dumbest thing I’ve read this week. Well done

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It’s painful to see the Trump morons upset about a trans day that’s set, falling Easter that floats based on the moon.

There are trans Christians. The Trump/Christ shared space on the Venn diagram love to be victims while acting like everyone else loves to be victims

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@Jeremy_T0dd I’ll celebrate this but it’ll be incredible when he can wipe his own ass proficiently lol

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It’s happened. We’ve done it!

First son got up on his own (at an approved time based on the color of his night light), he went downstairs, turned on the tv and is watching Jurassic Park. I’m in bed past 7am