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Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up

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@Rebels_Raiders 6’6 means you mog any manlet lifting 400+ with perfect form. Lean into your strengths

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@CoreyJMahler @itispsychomath 20 max

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@BigDickBarclay I can confirm that anything made by chef boyardee is completely safe when it’s cold straight out of the can. Can’t vouch for those commies over at Campbells though

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@BuffaloRon Also I assume it’s because your family has become a stale audience. On the internet there are millions of people who haven’t heard your corny punchlines for the hundredth time yet

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@CaudilloDahl He’s a “stay at home dad” that doesn’t even help with the homeschooling or extra curriculars. I hope he asked his wife’s boyfriend before giving his daughter any fatherly advice.

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@shortmagsmle Found an OPT / H1-B educational and employer scam, very big, and reported it last week in exacting detail, complete with photos and video footage of the location

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@CharlieCoks @mchooyah Thank you for your service 🫡

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@BigDickBarclay @Coalzhenitsyn They will always be mentally fat though. If you’ve ever met a former fat girl you’ll know what I mean.

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@thelillygaddis He’s 4? He should have a two year old brother with a third on the way. Confirmed ((CIA)) plant.

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@CaudilloDahl @BarbourBurner Gen 3s stay goated. Just make sure you have a sturdy belt if you plan on carrying it.

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@dig_bickVic @NemoKat2 @OswaldsTopGuy @elonmusk Just don’t let any Indians drive a cargo ship near one. Ask Baltimore.

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@edgymandrill About a decade too long. Last solar cycle maybe.

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@beaverd I don’t know about that one chief. Our ancestors literally passed down lore about how they are unable to see their reflection in a mirror.

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@BigDickBarclay @asdkfjasdlfjd Wax? You’re thinking of candles. This is a toilet it’s made from porcelain.

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@wayofftheres @BrandonFDW I bet they would slap in a real defensive caliber(.40)

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@SneedMaxx @megsaidwot Pressure washer and shop vac. Make sure the weather is nice for the next few days so you can leave it open to air dry

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@mill94508127 @wayofftheres @joelgaines Why import when USA makes the best in the world?

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@sportdrink @R_Orv You’re absolutely right, it’s 32 spoons bought in separate orders with express shipping. Message received 🫡

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@BuffaloRon Tallow + beeswax is also the absolute best thing you can put on dry skin. Lubes and protects like nothing else.