Skinny G

The Louvre for tweets that don't live up to their full potential

[Skinny G @Flackovelli]

There's nothing less beneficial to intelligence than people with superficial intelligence using artificial intelligence

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@JoKeR_mufc We 10000% have to play Kobbie and Shea Lacey against him. For the shithousery of it all if nothing else.

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Pitching Gwyneth Paltrow my idea for a Vag-Safe charger and it's just a magnet you wear around your vagina to "recharge your sexual energy"

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@UsyksGlueStick Making a huge (and I mean huge) block of this is what made me stop smoking weed altogether 😂I got so tired of being super high that I basically tapped out and gave the rest it away.

[Skinny G @Flackovelli]

Nothing more intimate than sitting next to someone in a car or standing behind them in an elevator.

[Culture @CultureHOF]

Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton go Instagram official with a series of intimate photos

[Skinny G @Flackovelli]

@JLopez_0723 @indianloonie Know what? My bad 100% 😂 I sort of just assumed it was big studio fuckery with them tryna dangle a carrot in our faces so we watch the spinoff.

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@celinedionysus_ Fair enough. I was last in America in 2016 and MAGA hadn't fully taken hold yet so I assumed things had gone downhill lol

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@_atoms_001 @JEwubor @Michael_Grigs26 It very much was a purple patch because he's never come close to it in a United shirt again. Doesn't mean he's not skillful enough, just that it's not his average level which is closer to like 20+ goal involvements a season

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@MoMohler "Maybe that's kind of pathetic" I read in disbelief as my mouth is watering

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@Corn12 @dharnyyoung Helped us climb out from the bottom by finishing 15th and having the lowest win percent we've ever seen?

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So left-wing that Elon Musk, who famously hates left-wing politics, did his salute

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hitler was a left-wing socialist

[Skinny G @Flackovelli]

Americans getting hit with the full sales price at the point of sale makes me so confused. If it says $5 on the shelf, it should be $5 at the till

[Max @1VeryChillDude]

Ordered a $9 bacon fries from a food truck yesterday. Was about to pay and the girl said “your total is $11.97” I said are you sure about that? Your sign says $9. She thought it was tax - i said $3 of tax? I don’t think so. You have to watch these people.

[Skinny G @Flackovelli]

Life is like a bakery: it's all about kneading dough.

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Zero yard or lawn or trees or flowers? Basically living in cell block C and paying a premium for it lmao

[TheeCandid✌🏾 @khal_juniier]

Would you live in a family house this big? If you've experienced it, what's it really like?

[Skinny G @Flackovelli]

@GrumpyBluEyeDvl @BinxMerle @_NYVKU7 Agitation and anxiety are withdrawal symptoms as you said. I'm all for weed being fully legal. I'm all against people turning it into magical fairly pixie dust that's all rainbows and sunshine and no downsides. It's kinda childish and stupid

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Willing to bet money she'd be a better men's first team coach than Ruben Amorim

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Manchester United Women announce Eva Olid as their new head coach.

The 40-year-old Spanish coach arrives after leading Hearts from the Scottish second tier to their first-ever Scottish Premier League title 🔴🇪🇸

[Skinny G @Flackovelli]

@marwood_lennox You want resources, you try to hurt me for them. My people with a common denominator (race, religion, culture etc..) retaliate on your common denominator people and try to take their stuff. Generations later an r/atheism poster will be like religion, not greed, is responsible

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@Widdrat @chigowk It's ugly to look at, lacks any sort of "soul" and does nothing other than allow a talentless loser the ability to claim "skill" because they chucked demands at the plagiarism factory and got a bucket of slop instead

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"You. Take my breadth away" I mutter to the liposuction surgeon right as the anaesthetic takes effect