Kevin Murphy

Oooh, I could crush a grape!

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Two years on. Always in our hearts. Gary Speed (8th September 1969 - 27th November 2011) #theresonlyonespeedo

[Kevin Murphy @FlandaniKev]

@Pedbyrne I'm just thinking eggs and beans are on almost everyone's breakfast.
Eggs and peas, never heard of!

[Kevin Murphy @FlandaniKev]

@Pedbyrne beans

[Kevin Murphy @FlandaniKev]

@Emma_620 the one on her thigh? She showed us all at bubbles!

[Kevin Murphy @FlandaniKev]

@Emma_620 you're mums tattoo is nice isn't it?...

[Kevin Murphy @FlandaniKev]

@Emma_620 cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese macaroni cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese

[Kevin Murphy @FlandaniKev]

@Emma_620 the 5 rollercoasters are good but we got fasttags n done them in 2 1/2 hours, the rest of the 7 (ish) rides where poo!

[Kevin Murphy @FlandaniKev]

@Emma_620 haven't had time to watch it yet! Definitely the next thing I watch though!
P.s. Thorpe park is poop x

[Kevin Murphy @FlandaniKev]

@Emma_620 yes! Wednesday is fantastic. Xx

[Kevin Murphy @FlandaniKev]

@Emma_620 I'm available any days but Thursday. So whenever is best for you just let Spadey know.
Can't wait for the cakes n cookies! X

[Kevin Murphy @FlandaniKev]

@Emma_620 thanks for them cakes and cookies! They where bloody marvelous.
Well, thanks for that cake... Jade ate the rest! Xx

[Kevin Murphy @FlandaniKev]

@Emma_620 and make the cuppas!

[Kevin Murphy @FlandaniKev]

@Emma_620 without a doubt. Even if Jade doesn't want to. We'll just do it do it do it

[Kevin Murphy @FlandaniKev]

@Emma_620 https://t.co/trr15Wnqsl

[Kevin Murphy @FlandaniKev]

@Emma_620 what a lucky bird she is! Even luckier if her kid looks like this hunk

[Kevin Murphy @FlandaniKev]

@Pedbyrne :-D

[Kevin Murphy @FlandaniKev]

@Pedbyrne what's the number for the shrew?

[Kevin Murphy @FlandaniKev]

@Emma_620 Willy Wonka? Johnny Wanker!

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

JOKE #43: Man after wife visits doctors "Turns out she hasn't got tourettes.. ...I am a twat and she does want me to fuck off"

[Kevin Murphy @FlandaniKev]

@karlosgonzarlos @de4no22" im surprised Barca never made a move for him."
I'm surprised an offer ever got accepted