Paul Flanagan

Ex-pat Geordie. Mostly house trained. One man | One Garage | A few chisels | It'll be fine!

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@itv7 @itvracing @yorkracecourse Everything crossed here. G’luck folks 🍀🍀🍀🍀

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@TheLastLeg Boris Johnson doing Gove, using Rheese Mogg as a condom.

(It would make me laugh) #Thelastlegbear

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@TheLastLeg #whosethatbear

#isitok to say it’s that Chuckle Brother….

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@fesshole You can eat as many as you want. She can’t, unless I’ve got things at crossed purposes!

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@BBCMOTD Would love to. How?

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Y’what @BBCSport?

That’s acceptable for @BBCMOTD?

The language used is that of the talkies in 1910’s.

Am I gonna get cancelled for telling the truth too? #Lineker #LinekerForPM #linekerisright

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Dear @RishiSunak I’m trying to save money and budget so looked at @IcelandFoods #FlashSale Asking for a friend who only did Maffs until they were 16 - are these good deals?

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The Truth anniversary today. @kelvmackenzie - you doing anything to celebrate? Y’know, apologising, or are you just cleaning under your rock at the bottom of your pond? #dontbuythesun #JFT97

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Thank you @scott_mills @BBCRadio2 for the love songs mention of Andy and Liz Brandford anniversary!

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Banned offa FB (for my calm and centre views) so wishing you all a Happy New Year on here.

Who knew objecting to Blair getting a gong would be so controversial? #twat #betterthanMURDERER

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That good Im watching it again @RealBobMortimer #Gonefishing

Happy that #Gazza is looking healthy and well too.
#toptelly #HappyChristmas

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Watching @RealBobMortimer and Paul W #GoneChristmasFishing - worth the licence fee for this programme alone.

Fucking glorious!

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@AlexisJamesUK No bother Alexis, I reserve the right to tell you where to get off!

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#isitok @TheLastLeg that it appears the only people to have taken their masks off on buses are those who really shouldn’t have?

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@fesshole Nothing worth reading was ever done in Comic Sans.

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#isitok Boris is urging “personal responsibility”?

Even when blokes at Preston Bus Station toilets STILL don’t wash their hands. #dirty #soapless #wazzocks

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@rachelmflanagan Only a year late Rachel #jaysvirtualpubquiz

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@ChrisBoyle11 I’ve loved George since I found out he’s really called Gideon, but thought that George was more electable.

Merchant Banker!

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#SwearForSanity 3/3

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#SwearForSanity I felt really good after each of these swears. Try it! Join us!