โRool hasnโt done nothing! Heโs going tโdo it. Thereโs a difference. Canโt discipline someone fโsomethinโ he might do.
Letโs trust things go the right way this time..โ
โSeeinโ those counterparts of us argues reminds me of me โnโ the Rool Iโm with when we first met..
Canโt even remember how we ended up together โnโ likinโ each other.โ
"Yeah... but I feel that's rude hes my hubby! He should get what he wants I even built him a statue in my castle lobby.. he loves it and gave me so many kisses! Ain't that great heh, I'm such a good husband~"
โโCourse youโre hot. Youโre me.. Ya just need the confidence. If ya show a sign of weakness then Roolโs gonna pounce on it.
Ya gotta be a brick wall โnโ tell him whatโs what.โ
"B-but what if he just gets even more mad?! I... I dont wanna upset my hubby... he always tells me I'm embarrassing as a king but hot as a husband.. it's so insulting... and hot at the same time... I'm I werid?"
"Um... if I do that t' my husband he smacks me across the face... ya sure bout that? Rool seems pretty annoyed all the time when ya say stuff like that.."
"Hmph, not sure the point of it, just makes people not wanna work with ya or listen t' ya after ya take over the world."
*gnarly had a bias against invading due to his childhood*
"Oh yeah... with my throne threatened twice soon... t'be third it's great... why couldn't I have been born on some tropical island... instead of a royal.."
"There ya go. Mr second best~.
'Totally the best you in your world though, except when I'm there. Bwehehehe.
Cheers up! Bein' the best is a lotta pressure."
"Y'know I've sorta been thinkin' is it smart fer me t' have a kid...? I mean I love my family very much, but I ain't sure if my narcissistic husband, and undead crazed brother is the right environment for a kid. Peaches will treat 'em well but she's to soft.."
"W-well I'm the new king on the block! Ain't I gnarly and handsome!?"
*he looks at his fiancee and smirks*
"Though I guess I ain't as handsome as you bwhaha~ I'M STILL REALLY SMOKIN' THOUGH!"
*he strikes a pose overplaying it a bit tripping wobbling*
โNow now Bowser. Jealousy suits you but you hardly take care of yourself. Where as me. Iโm exquisite~. As well as quite the acclaimed actor if you happened to forget such a fact.
Itโs not every day the great King K.Rool goes to a peasantโs mall.โ
"Y-yeah I am I once pulled the seat from under Rool when he was trying to have dinner! Oh, I'm bad alright! Ya must not remember how mean I can be!" *he's been a jerk to people before but evil? Nah he was more a loser*
โI have a rep tโprotect! Donโt ya have a kingdom tโrun or somethinโ?
I didnโt take ya deviously evil sort either. Ya sure you could handle that?โ
"Hmph! I ain't Make nothin' sound uncool ya lunkhead!.. at least y'know I'm handsome, couldn't forgive ya if ya didn't! Come on I wanna do somethin' with ya Awesome!"
โHow do ya somehow make it sound uncool then?โฆ
Youโre right about the handsome part at least. Looks like beinโ a king forced ya tโtidy ya up a little.โ
"I've always wanted to go out conquerin' with ya show off how cool I am! Heh, people won't know what hit them when to handsome koopas pull up to the show!"
โTo all the people that see this, listen up! Iโm awesome! Way awesomer than you!
Get used to it coz itโll make it way easier tโaccept when I conquer your world.โ
@MortonKoopaSr@HeretoRool@KoastalKing@KorruptedRoyal@StompinPlumbers@_JumpingPlumber *its large statue of his father* "yer dad never got the proper respect and memorial... I remember that day yous, mes, and Peaches playin' only t' hear word yet dad died... I should have been the mature one bein' older and been there fer ya.... I'm sorry, please take dis gift."
@MortonKoopaSr@HeretoRool@KoastalKing@KorruptedRoyal@StompinPlumbers@_JumpingPlumber "And you!... well you... TWO!!" *he points at the rools* "you two have done nothin' but treat me like dirt... I... I generally wanna make it up to you I really do... *he begins to shake little scared* "...so I decided to do this..." *he pulls a blanket off a --->