Flash Jefferson

Accomplished cow jumper, taco taster. Liquor Chef.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A little boy got separated from his dad in a crowd in Argentina. Strangers teamed up to help, chanting the father’s name. Even the band joined in, playing a song:

"Eduardo, come and find Juan Cruz."

[Flash Jefferson @FlashJefferson]

Not again, man fuck NCIS! We wanna hear the corner. #UFCMexicoCity #ParamountPlus

[Flash Jefferson @FlashJefferson]

@dom_lucre I thought you couldn’t HAVE guns in the city. That’s weird. #BlueCities #GunControl

[Flash Jefferson @FlashJefferson]

@GuntherEagleman When you let the logic pour out like this officer did it’s wild. They really think they’re the good guys.

[Flash Jefferson @FlashJefferson]

Take my fucking money back to pay-per-view please fuck #ParamountPlus #UFC324

[Flash Jefferson @FlashJefferson]

You losers can’t be serious, During the Co-Main event?! Fuck this. #FuckRam #ParamountPlus #UFC324

[Flash Jefferson @FlashJefferson]

Black beast two minutes 30 sec byyyyyyy. .knockout!!! #UFCParamount #UFC324

[Flash Jefferson @FlashJefferson]

@rampagejackson Sweden

[Flash Jefferson @FlashJefferson]

@indicatorfn hi

[Flash Jefferson @FlashJefferson]

@indicatorfn $79,999

[Dillon Danis @dillondanis]

If Justin Gaethje beats Paddy Pimblett I’ll give one person who likes this tweet $3,000.

Must be following to win! @dillondanis

[Flash Jefferson @FlashJefferson]

@dillondanis For Three G’s I’ll retweet that noise!

[Flash Jefferson @FlashJefferson]

I’ll buy a Ram if you guys shut the fuck up. #ParamountPlus #UFC324

[Flash Jefferson @FlashJefferson]

This level of constant commercial feed is gonna prompt a more expensive Paramount monthly. The “please fuck-off interruption free premium package.” #ParamountPlus #UFC324

[Flash Jefferson @FlashJefferson]

Great move by the UFC🤘🏻. Casuals won’t pay “pay-per-view prices” for Russians with no mustaches. #UFC324
#russiansnostaches #Paramount

[Flash Jefferson @FlashJefferson]

We also would like to hear the corners between rounds please. #ParamountPlus #UFC324

[Flash Jefferson @FlashJefferson]

@G_Cos7 @ufc @paramountplus Yep 👍🏻

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

1000%

[Flash Jefferson @FlashJefferson]

@libsoftiktok Could you imagine this level of cult capture? What a poser. Beta cuck,

[Flash Jefferson @FlashJefferson]

@EndWokeness On the way Kayse!