Flash the Cat

'I can resist everything but Temptations.' -Oscar Wildcat

[anya @bittersweetswan]

isn’t it so funny how cats naturally smell so clean and soft like cookies and vanilla and then there’s dogs

[Flash the Cat @FlashTheCat_]

But WHY can’t I lick the polysporin off of your ear?

[ٰ @uhicr]

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[Flash the Cat @FlashTheCat_]

MOUSE TIME IS BEST TIME

[Panko A. Cat’s Mom @fatfatpankocat]

Mouse time ‼️‼️‼️

[Flash the Cat @FlashTheCat_]

does he taste like Parmesan? i would not eat him, i’m just curious.

[Flash the Cat @FlashTheCat_]

It’s my birthday! 🥳

[Flash the Cat @FlashTheCat_]

That other cat is at risk though, why was her identity not obscured?

[Flash the Cat @FlashTheCat_]

MEOWDY 🤠

[Sock! ૮₍ • ᴥ • ₎ა @SockCorgi]

Dressed up my foster kitten like a cowboy in an attempt to get him adopted

[Flash the Cat @FlashTheCat_]

I saw that you were eating lunch and I thought now would be an excellent time for some feline companionship

[Flash the Cat @FlashTheCat_]

I am still very suspicious of Wall•E (the robot vacuum) and I have a right to be because today HE TRIED TO EAT MY MINT 😾

[Flash the Cat @FlashTheCat_]

IS NO ONE ELSE SEEING THE SMALL ROBOT CLEANING THE FLOOR??? OMG WAKE UP!!!! THIS IS VERY UNUSUAL!!

[Flash the Cat @FlashTheCat_]

omg FEED HER 🥺

[flglmn @flglmn]

this cat wants me to believe she hasn't been fed all day but she doesn't know i can talk to my wife on the phone to find out

[dave wagner @Dbwagner104]

a cat would never lose $50k to a scam artist. for one thing, they have no money. for another, if cats could talk, they'd love to say "no" to things. they'd just say "no" all day long. no one has ever loved anything as much as cats love refusing to do things you want them to do.

[Flash the Cat @FlashTheCat_]

If you could NOT almost trip over me while I’m trying to practice my stealth in-the-dark zigging and zagging, I would greatly appreciate it.

[Flash the Cat @FlashTheCat_]

Just a taste. Library won’t mind.

[Flash the Cat @FlashTheCat_]

If someone builds a homeless shelter for cats, people rejoice! They go to admire and pet the cats. Maybe they even buy tea and pastries if it’s that kind of place.

So why do people treat humans worse than they treat kitties? Doesn’t seem right. I don’t get it.

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Every single time I see people protesting homeless shelters in their neighborhood I just get so fucking angry. So what? You don’t want places for them to live. You don’t want permanent supportive housing. And then you don’t want them in the street?

Y’all don’t make sense.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

This is dangerous misinformation

[Ellen @ellenfromnowon]

tweet on my cat's twitter account: helo i love you would you like a kiss

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[Flash the Cat @FlashTheCat_]

Oh, you wanna pet my tummy? FLUFF AROUND AND FIND OUT.