Anya

Yap account, 29, VS fandom enjoyer, seasonal Helluva love/hater. will have a genuine conversation if treated with respect
🔞 DNI for the love of God, I’m grown

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

I just love ships where the characters want to kill each other as well as fuck each other hnnnngggg

[only girl in the world @TheeLibraAsh]

blitzker fans don't talk about this storyboard image enough

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

On this topic, I’ve been getting backing into reading Blitzker fanfic on the archives and there’s this one author I’m always hyped to find shit from. They tickle my brain so good. You remember music artists, why not word artists?

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

I’m so confused. Do people not re-read their faves? Or interact with the writer on socials/in comments? Or see a familiar username, think “oh I associate that name with a banger fic, I bet this one is also going to be great, I’m so excited to read it!” and learn names that way?

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

I've been in mental health systems for over two decades. Very often, I find myself with more knowledge and training than my counsellors and therapists. The appeal to authority doesn't work for me in that profession.

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

As an aside, because I actually find this thread kinda interesting despite their being no substantial scientific evidence to back it, I find trying to appeal to authority as a therapist hilarious when mine thinks Patrick Clancy killed the kids.

They be letting everyone do it.

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

I’m so confused. Do people not re-read their faves? Or interact with the writer on socials/in comments? Or see a familiar username, think “oh I associate that name with a banger fic, I bet this one is also going to be great, I’m so excited to read it!” and learn names that way?

[》☆ rook at lightspeed @heygriesly]

realizing that fic readers these days can't even be bothered to know who wrote what they're reading is the most disheartening thing. no wonder they don't think leaving kudos or comments is important - they seem to think fics just spring forth from the void fully formed.

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

ME ONLY JUST REALISING THE SAME ARTIST WHO MADE THIS ALSO MADE STOLAS KILLING HIMSELF

I’M GAGGED

[Selena⛧ @iamstarbound]

My favorite video on the internet..
I hate it so much 💀

Credit: @ehsharikyakakitibil on YouTube
🔗Video link: https://t.co/ImhRPOaEn8

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

@iamstarbound This has made me remember my youtube playlist of fan animations I made years ago 😭

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

And he has the fucking AUDACITY to be sat on his bed all sad twiddling his thumbs GO FUCK YOURSELF viva la revolution Striker is so right about yo ass

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

Anybody else clock that in Full Moon, the day he wants to apologise and start respecting Blitz, the owl still makes him SNEAK IN? With that heavy bag? How about a FUCKING PORTAL, BITCH? Nah, death to him

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

We were so close

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

“If he’s only here as a prisoner, what kind of monster does that make me?” the last time Stolas is self aware 💔

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

The concept of Blitz’s father getting him braces but also selling him into slavery is sending me

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

Ok about to watch S02E07 the final episode before things Went Wrong

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

When you watch HB with half a brain it feels like they’re cooking up something special with insidious undertones of the sexual commoditisation of imp bodies like Fizz and Blitz by the upper class but then the writers go “nope you’re misreading it”

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

I'm taking this as a safe space since no one reads my shit:

In light of Season 3 I actually enjoyed my rewatch of Happy Campers. 😬

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

I think I've deduced the problem, a good fight scene will win me over on any character. We need to put Stolas in a bare knuckle boxing ring in S3B

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

Making a man a villain for hating his oppressors is very HB coded though

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

I need Striker's backstory yesterday. Character almost as neglected as Stella. Man is a villain because he hates royalty, the privileged, and the upper class. HELLO?! IS HE WRONG?!???!

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

A mafiosa saying "yeah, gay" to his son clarifying he's bisexual is objectively funny

[Anya @FlashbanggDance]

It's crazy how much I like HB when it's not about Stolas being a little bitch. The characters are cool, I giggle at the jokes, I see adequate representation for some disabilities. They kind of cooked, but then fucked the seasoning and presentation