Flat Girl Problems

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

I inherited my mother's bitchyness and my father's chest-- as in no chest. #fuckyougenes #FGP

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

using a headband as a bra because they're like the same thing #FGP

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

going running without a sports bra is never a problem because my boobs don't bounce anyway #easypeazy #FGP

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

cant help but look at a girl and be like "damn look at her rack" #truthadmitted #agirlcanonlywish

[Mirror Mirror @mirror_magick]

It's totally @FlatGirlProbz

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

mirror mirror on the wall who's the flattest bitch of them all? #me #FGP

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

nothings impossible? tell that to my boobs and maybe they'll grow #haha #jokes #thatsimpossible #FGP

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

push up bra + sports bra = godly combonation. #tricksofthetrade #FGP

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

#thesneakiesttrick is getting a size 28B instead of a 34A just to make it seem like you have bigger boobs #fitsthesame #sotricky #FGP

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

#shitillneversay WOW my boobs grew a cup size! #stuckandfucked #FGP

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

us flat betches look 10x skinnier than you. #suckstohaveCs #littleknownfact #FGP

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

no bra? no problem. #NotLikeWeNeededItAnyway #FGP

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

is it really true that birth control makes your boobs grow? hmmm.... #flatgirlsolutions #FGP

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

at least we know guys like us for more than our bodies #waymore #prettyandproud #FGP

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

the betches at victorias secret know me on first name basis #flatgirlprobz

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

thank gawd for victoria secret pushup swimsuits. #SummerSurvivalTactics #flatgirlprobz

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

us betches don't have to worry about the dreaded bouncy boob syndrome when we exercise #realtalk #flatgirlprobz

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

#itsacompliment when you tell me my cleavage is showing #asif

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

basically im so flat i have indents #ImAnHonestBetch #WhatAboutIt

[Flat Girl Problems @FlatGirlProbz]

Finding my boobs are like playing the ultimate #whereswaldo game #butactually #FGP