Nick Flatt

Retired anaesthetist; the patients slept my way to the top.

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

I wonder what the odds of getting any charitable responses are on this platform? Probably not very high, but nothing ventured...

[Gift Aid available for UK tax payers]

https://t.co/lNb8AvByz2

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

These laces were definitely made for me…
🥾🪩

Taking the glitter back from Gary!

[Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

Always look both ways before punching someone in the face. You know, because of witnesses.

[Micki way @mickitiki]

I remember, do you? 😂

[Herschel Pennymacker @pennymacker]

They should do underwater rodeos where you have to ride a shark for eight seconds.

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

@herprettybones Check for sand, that’s always a clue…

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

I recall watching Children Of Men (2006) at the cinema and really enjoying it, but thinking the plot was a little too dystopian and unrealistic. Now I'm not so sure...

It was set in 2027.

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

@Igibah_ The best thing about it is not really trying to cure anyone…

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I'm stressed about relaxing wrong.

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

I am a slave to dopamine receptors, they are my master, I only exist to stimulate them. I can’t help that fact, because we have evolved to interact with each other…

~ dopamine

[Nitor @Nit0r]

Science can save your life.

[Cradle of Commons @CradleCommons]

@Keir_Starmer Badenoch vs Starmer. PMQs

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

@Scott__Cheggs Later...

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

@RobSetters @theveindoc @gmcuk Block early and block often…

[💵 @10mdpoem]

What I was going to say forgot me.

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

I was in a restaurant last night and the waitress gave me the wrong meal. It was meant for a GP on the next table.

Afterwards she asked if I enjoyed the meal, and I said "yes, it was just what the doctor ordered"

[Wilde Thingy (new account) @WilderThingy]

There's not enough hours in the day to avoid all the things I don't want to do.

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

@RobSetters @theveindoc I can’t be struck off anymore, and it’s a liberating state of affairs. I can criticise those cunts at the @gmcuk as much as I like since retiring. Of course, those pusillanimous prats have withdrawn from this place, yet lack the courage to close their account…

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

Greatest rock band film?

N.B. It’s The Blues Brothers

“It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.”

“Hit it!”

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

@Henry_3000 Indeed, a very simple pair of advantages:

1) Opposable thumbs
2) Enough IQ to make plans