Andy Guerra 🇨🇷🇸🇻

Listener of sounds, finder of patterns.
Mujerista, learner.
she/them

[Andy Guerra 🇨🇷🇸🇻 @FlautaMom]

I haz invites to azure heaven; if interested DM me

[Gustavo Turner @GustavoTurnerX]

X dot com users who have agreed to the new Terms of Service effective Sept. 28 have authorized the company to use their public posts to train its AI and machine learning models.

The new ToS also allow the Elon Musk-led company to collect its users’ biometric data:

[Nani 🏹 @lenubienne]

A reminder that the current strain of COVID presents with gastrointestinal issues, not just respiratory ones.

[S.J. Pearce @homophonous]

In the best, most melodramatic way (visions! schisms! antipopes! badass nuns!), this is positively medieval:

https://t.co/iHsFJw3PLY

[The Debt Collective 🟥 @StrikeDebt]

Not a single person's taxes went up when Mike got his PPP loans forgiven by the government

Not a single person's taxes will go up when we cancel all student debt

We can and should tax the rich for other reasons

[Katie Pennick @KatiePennick]

@PacoCuatroBurro Apologies, I missed the memo that said disabled people aren’t allowed phones.

[Trey @treydayway]

One of my biggest fears is accidentally calling someone I'm trying to text

[America's Test Kitchen @TestKitchen]

No matter how you slice it, cutting up an entire watermelon can be intimidating. Here are our 3 favorite ways to break down a whole melon for easy eating. Learn more: https://t.co/OyqbFVLLL2

[Andy Guerra 🇨🇷🇸🇻 @FlautaMom]

Where are the think tanks trying to figure out how to distribute the food already in the system, how to implement universal income

[Phoenix Tso @phoenixctso]

I dove deep on hunger in LA since COVID pandemic emergency food stamp benefits ended for digital and audio. 📲🎧💫 @LAPublicPress

Read 'til the end of for how to help great organizations filling the gap like @JTOWNACTION and @polospantry.

https://t.co/kdOTZravPa

[AWN-T-KIM @AwntKIM]

Men: That’s why yo ass single.

Wanna know the reason a lot of women are PURPOSELY SINGLE?

*See male comments on ANY post about the woman assaulted with a 🧱 for not giving out her phone number.

Fuck y’all. Buncha bitches. Me and two of my girls would have handled his ass.

[Andy Guerra 🇨🇷🇸🇻 @FlautaMom]

We push chairs back here.
Easiest way of keeping your food safe.

Wookie just lost his salami snack

"But i didnt taste it"

Bad MochA

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

160 years ago today, the state of Georgia refused to seat 33 Black elected officials from the state legislature, sparking a series of events that led to one of Black Twitter's most celebrated memes.

A thread.

[Clean Air Club @Clean_Air_Club_]

How to hide a pandemic:

1. Cut off access to free tests
2. Cease developing rapid tests that reliably pick up new variants
3. Let covid positivity rates decline due to (1) and (2)

(cot'd)

[Andy Guerra 🇨🇷🇸🇻 @FlautaMom]

We like eggs over easy here.
Mocha loves is cuz we let her lick the plate clean.

[C.J. Lawrence @CJLawrenceEsq]

Why the fuck would you shoot a woman for being accused of shoplifting? Why would you stand in front of a car and pull out a goddamn gun on her? The accusation was not violent And she was pregnant on top of all of that? Ta’Kiya Young was 21 Shot by Blendon Township Police in Ohio.

[Тania Melnyczuk @ekverstania]

"Should I be worried about the new variant?"

CDC Director: "Bla vaccines bla handwashing."

Better answer: "We governments and citizens should be worried about the new malicious variant of humans that refuse to wear masks or optimise airflow when faced with airborne pathogens."