Dan

I am the embodiment of Steve Jobs without the money and the hippy lifestyle. Live in Chelmsford work in London, favourite passtime is sleeping.

[Dan @FldMstr]

@FirstEssex Yes I managed to get on that bus thank you, but that was after two buses should have turned up in that time.

[Dan @FldMstr]

@FirstEssex why do you bother publicising a timetable when the bus never turns up? C5 in moulsham lodge 17.45 no where to be seen. Unreliable every single time I go to use the bus.

[Dan @FldMstr]

@johnwbaxter Also saying people should go back to the office as they will be more 'productive' with no evidence

[Dan @FldMstr]

Hi @stenaline what is your morning wake up song on the Harwich Holland ferry please?

[Dan @FldMstr]

Just completed a 0.95 mi run with @Runkeeper. Check it out! https://t.co/tVuDli0K0X #Runkeeper

[Dan @FldMstr]

Just completed a 0.96 mi run with @Runkeeper. Check it out! https://t.co/3xIGk4hZ6Z #Runkeeper

[Dan @FldMstr]

Just completed a 7.35 mi bike with @Runkeeper. Check it out! https://t.co/1WdeFoQDcM #Runkeeper

[Dan @FldMstr]

Just completed a 0.73 mi run - Was actually 1 mile, GPS went wrong https://t.co/SlO3SJ5Wg2 #Runkeeper

[Dan @FldMstr]

Just completed a 0.96 mi run with @Runkeeper. Check it out! https://t.co/X4VV99Nxd7 #Runkeeper

[Dan @FldMstr]

Just completed a 0.97 mi run with @Runkeeper. Check it out! https://t.co/lRDyPseGjI #Runkeeper

[Dan @FldMstr]

Just completed a 0.99 mi run with @Runkeeper. Check it out! https://t.co/muZtMoI24f #Runkeeper

[Dan @FldMstr]

Just completed a 17.47 mi bike with @Runkeeper. Check it out! https://t.co/jHy9yjpfmG #Runkeeper

[Dan @FldMstr]

@nabboyle Thanks !

[Dan @FldMstr]

This snow apocalypse is very sedate. #sunsout

[Dan @FldMstr]

@EvilGayTwin It was snowing in London, but now the suns out and bog all settled

[BBC Two @BBCTwo]

Stop what you're doing immediately and watch @RachelParris's GENIUS take on @PiersMorgan's interview with @realDonaldTrump... 😂 #TheMashReport

[Dan @FldMstr]

#SantaBrexit

[Dan @FldMstr]

@EvilGayTwin Orc lives matter

[Dan @FldMstr]

@EvilGayTwin Did you also eat over 200 gingerbread biscuits?