Ulysses (b/ex)

I am.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Ulysses (b/ex) @FleshArchon]

@Not2dayfedboy @richarddaw16141 @cobb_dem @theliamnissan You’re either lying to yourself or you’re just genuinely fucking retarded.

[Ulysses (b/ex) @FleshArchon]

@benshapiro How many millions make up one trillion, Ben?

[Reppo @reppo]

6x fees in 10 days!

We aim to cross 5M by EOM through datanet + enterprise expansion

Earn in base:0xff8104251e7761163fac3211ef5583fb3f8583d6 , burn in base:0xff8104251e7761163fac3211ef5583fb3f8583d6

[Ulysses (b/ex) @FleshArchon]

@BaselineMarkets 2026: Baseline

[Husky @huskyXBT]

let me understand….

I put 1k into spacex today. if spacex goes to $5T, i make 1k.

yea, ok... nobody will get rich

[Ulysses (b/ex) @FleshArchon]

Those aren’t full ROM. Ass coming off the bench. He weighs approximately 190-200 lbs.

Any powerlifter, anyone worth their salt, will tell you he’s a scrub.

[Ulysses (b/ex) @FleshArchon]

@Not2dayfedboy @richarddaw16141 @cobb_dem @theliamnissan Do you not realize that nations would be dumping money into area 2 because CA is the 4th largest economy in the world and financially backing the area would mean business/economic dealings in the future?

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

There's no better case for socialism than the world's first trillionaire being a massive loser who cosplays as his mom and baby online and lies about being good at video games in an attempt to give his life meaning.

[Baseline @BaselineMarkets]

The people who make it in crypto are the ones who keep updating their reality.

2009: Bitcoin
2015: Ethereum
2020: DeFi
2026: Baseline

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Just saying…

No Democrat has won the White House this century without a Biden on the ticket.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis:

Show us your laptop.
Show us your iCloud.
Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation.

You won’t.

You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out.

That is not who we are.

My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count.

For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame.

I no longer believe that.

Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us.

And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts.

That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena.

Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next.

Life does not determine our character. It reveals it.

Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next?

We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day.

So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop.

You won’t.

The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing.

That is the only definition that matters.

[jawz @sayinshallah]

I’ve wanted to tell this story for years. Never had the courage. Here it is.

I turned a presale allocation into $80 million on $OHM. Today I have $500k left.

In 2021, I got a presale allocation in OlympusDAO, then aped heavily myself on top of it. The allocation got me in the door. My own conviction made me go all in. Staked everything. Watched it compound daily. By the peak I was sitting on $80 million.

Then I started spending like the money printed itself.

Private jets to Dubai because commercial felt beneath me. $40k weekends in Monaco. A garage full of cars I drove twice. Watches I never wore. I tipped $5k at dinners just to feel something. Every purchase was a flex for an audience that didn’t care.

The casino was worse. High limit rooms in Vegas and Macau. I’d lose $2 million in a night and laugh it off because the portfolio would make it back by morning. Until it didn’t.

When $OHM unwound, I didn’t sell. I doubled down. Then I leveraged. 5x, then 10x, trying to trade my way back to the peak. Every liquidation felt like a personal insult, so I’d open a bigger position. I wasn’t trading anymore. I was gambling with a different interface.

$80 million became $20 million. $20 million became $4 million. I told myself $4 million was still life changing money. Then I levered that too.

$500k. That’s what’s left.

Here’s what I learned the expensive way:

Unrealized gains are not money. I never had $80 million. I had a number on a screen and the arrogance to believe it was permanent.

Getting in early is a gift. I treated it like a skill. The allocation didn’t make me a genius. It made me lucky. I confused the two for three years.

Lifestyle inflation is a leak you don’t notice until the ship is underwater. The jets and cars didn’t kill me. The identity did. I became someone who needed to spend to feel like a winner.

Leverage doesn’t get you back to even. It gets you to zero faster. Revenge trading is just grief with a chart open.

Nobody at the table in Monaco remembers my name.

I’ve carried this story alone for years. Too embarrassed to say it out loud. But $500k is more than most people will ever hold at once, and I’m done pretending the past didn’t happen. The next decade is about building slow and keeping what I make.

If you’re up big right now, screenshot this. You’ll need it.

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

the new world order

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[Ulysses (b/ex) @FleshArchon]

@WarhorseDiv @Polymarket He did crack not coke you retard

[/Pillhead(yes) @pillheadddd]

how does this work in practice?

if you're a small project, you could:

>fundraise for your token/pool
>give yourself ~10-15% of supply
>deposit it into the pool + borrow reserves

= you now have $$ w/o dumping on your holders
= it earns staking yield
= and cant be liquidated

and because baseline tokens have a floor price your initial presale participants know the max they can lose before they even deposit