Erbear

Obnoxious science lover with a weakness for cats

[found poems @foundpoems]

yo some teens replaced the church nativity scene baby jesus with a huge ham and the place is swarming with bears... (rt @mean_crow)

[Seanbaby @Seanbabydotcom]

It's scary when you feed schizophrenics covered in pigeon feces all day and Paul Ryan's the visitor you complain about. http://t.co/llcZb1N1

[Erbear @Fleshcakes]

@musicalscience A thousand times yes!

[Erbear @Fleshcakes]

@fart I read a LOT of shampoo bottles.

[Erbear @Fleshcakes]

@chadopitz Right? Micheal Keaton Batman or bust (AKA die of cancer probably sooner)

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I like women with hairy arms. Lets me know I'm probably gonna like what I find downstairs.

[Erbear @Fleshcakes]

Pooping with the door open is what being a real American is all about.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

You know Jeezy-C CRANKED "Back in Black" as he kicked down the door to His tomb & was like "WHAZZAAAP!"

[Erbear @Fleshcakes]

Seeing Dawkins speak here in a few. Beyond excited! #NWFTA

[Erbear @Fleshcakes]

@chadopitz zooey makes my weiner soft.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I heard a nurse's hand slipped & touched Cheney's original heart & she transformed into a spidergoat & ate 2 babies in the maternity ward.

[Erbear @Fleshcakes]

@Comradephate wooohoo go us

[AmazingSuperPowers @amazingsoup]

"You're a poet, Harry!" Hagrid said, ready to whisk the boy away to Ginsbergwart's School for Beatniks

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

What's bigger & veinier; Madonna's arm or Tom Brady's dick?

[Erbear @Fleshcakes]

@edmahh Last time a woman shoved one of those in my hands I ripped it up and threw it away in front of her. They're the rude ones imo!

[Erbear @Fleshcakes]

@edmahh Christian bs?

[Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner]

"The Internet is a series of tubes, and the government wants our tubes tied!" #rejectedantisopaslogans

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

every cigarette ad should just be an Asian dude smoking